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posted by
christinadanderson
on October 25, 2004 at 4:57 AM
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Scriber, I knew days ago...I have a laboratory
and we do Blogger DNA testing
posted by
Ariala
on July 6, 2004 at 2:30 PM
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Does Ariala know loverboy is in the house?
posted by
scriber
on July 6, 2004 at 2:25 PM
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Marian ~ He's back. Or they're back...whatever, it's back. Guess the whole "leaving forever" thing was a stretch. More like, "leaving forever, or until next Monday...whichever comes first."
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2004 at 2:22 PM
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Kraken, keep smiling.
posted by
scriber
on July 6, 2004 at 7:35 AM
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Hi, Mark. Your guest star k has done the disappearing blog act. Guessed his previous id all along.
posted by
mariantonia
on July 6, 2004 at 7:24 AM
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Not on the list? Better report for treatment anyway, as a general precaution. Do you have a paper examination gown?
posted by
mark2556
on July 3, 2004 at 3:02 PM
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hahaha...........i am not on list, so it sounds better......
posted by
Star5_
on July 3, 2004 at 12:30 PM
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Funny stuff...
posted by
SugarnSpice
on July 2, 2004 at 6:57 PM
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No, not contaminated...but every woman I've been with has been mildly to, oh, disablingly afflicted with schizophrenia. I meet the nice personalities and end up parting with the "you filthy bastard!!" ones. Eerie.
posted by
mark2556
on July 2, 2004 at 6:40 AM
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Mark, are you contaminated by this horrible affliction?
It seems like you know the symptoms very well. Except for the anus part, I could be a candidate for treatment. If it's as bad as you say, I think I'll pass.
posted by
msaries
on July 2, 2004 at 6:35 AM
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C88 ~ Too cold? It's 9:30pm here, 82 outside, the pool's 87, and the ice is...wow, really cold. Ready when you are!
posted by
mark2556
on July 1, 2004 at 6:36 PM
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mark - its too cold to be naked, but I'll join you for a drink!
posted by
Ca88andra
on July 1, 2004 at 6:29 PM
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Symphony ~ Thank you. More fun than a barrel of mutants.
posted by
mark2556
on July 1, 2004 at 6:11 PM
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HAHAHA..............GREAT POST
posted by
Star5_
on July 1, 2004 at 5:04 PM
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you are so funny........................lol
posted by
_Symphony_
on July 1, 2004 at 5:02 PM
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Chris ~ Come down to the lab immediately. Get me out of this freaking box.
posted by
mark2556
on July 1, 2004 at 12:26 PM
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mark
I'm scared and confused, I think I've contaminated myself again. It must be the hormones...what should I do??
posted by
chris2303
on July 1, 2004 at 12:12 PM
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This is serious work! Depravation therapy may be the key. I'm testing it as we speak.
Christ, it's frigging dark in here.
Anyway, if this doesn't do it, I'm going to try electroshock treatments. I need volunteers.
I could also use a hand getting out of here. My assistant seems to be ignoring my instructions.
posted by
mark2556
on July 1, 2004 at 12:08 PM
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Sir Mark,
Ohhhh.... that's one of the cures. O.K. I'll still throw in the martini and she'll calm down for sure. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 1, 2004 at 12:04 PM
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Laura,
You will have to wait until Sir Mark returns from his fishing games. I'll bring you a martini. LOL Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 1, 2004 at 12:03 PM
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Laura ~ Hang in there. It's all part of the depravation therapy. I'm feverishly working on an antidote down in the lab. The photos would help speed things up.
Stay Strong. Stay naked.
posted by
mark2556
on July 1, 2004 at 12:01 PM
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Laura,
How the heck did you get stuck in the closet? People, I swear, first Quirky in the car, now you in the closet. LOL Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 1, 2004 at 11:59 AM
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(hello-help....i'm still stuck in the closet....)
posted by
Laura-V
on July 1, 2004 at 11:55 AM
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Ariala,
Oh no, are you infected also. Oh the sadness. But, Sir Mark is here to the rescue, we will be cured. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 1, 2004 at 10:23 AM
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Ariala ~ Naked photos are part of the healing process. A lot of healing is needed. In high resolution.
posted by
mark2556
on July 1, 2004 at 10:19 AM
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Shadow. Don't panic. Leather therapy may be useful. Injections may be required. Courage!
posted by
mark2556
on July 1, 2004 at 10:17 AM
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I am thinking we need to start a UNOFFICIAL NAKED PHOTOS OF
CONTAMINATED BLOGGERS blog...doesn't sound pretty.
posted by
Ariala
on July 1, 2004 at 10:10 AM
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Sir Mark,
Help me, please, give me the remedy immediately. I'm so virus controlled. Oh my God, I wondered why I was sitting naked in front of a continuous blogit screen. Am I doomed eternally/internally? Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 1, 2004 at 9:56 AM
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OK. Someone or ones will be contacting you shortly. Remain naked.
posted by
mark2556
on July 1, 2004 at 9:47 AM
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I am going to hide in the closet until you figure out the remedy. Send a note via ESP so I know when to come back...
posted by
Laura-V
on July 1, 2004 at 9:46 AM
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CLICKCLICKCLICKCKICK...
I HAD TO KILL IT! I got my hammer and BEAT IT TO DEATH.
Ah, silence.
OH NO!
No pictures. I am TRULY DOOMED!
posted by
Laura-V
on July 1, 2004 at 9:45 AM
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I can't use my camera-it makes noise!
posted by
Laura-V
on July 1, 2004 at 9:43 AM
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If it rings, pick it up. How heavy is it? Have one of your little friends help you if needed.
posted by
mark2556
on July 1, 2004 at 9:42 AM
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what if my computer rings?
posted by
Laura-V
on July 1, 2004 at 9:41 AM
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OK...remove all your clothes and destroy them immediately. Send photos of yourself to me; I'll get them down to the lab for analysis right away.
Above all, if the phone rings more than two times, don't answer it. It could be on of "them".
posted by
mark2556
on July 1, 2004 at 9:40 AM
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throw me a life-line, a word of condolence, before I am totally overwhelmed....
posted by
Laura-V
on July 1, 2004 at 9:37 AM
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Are you kidding? It's an epidemic! Panic.
posted by
mark2556
on July 1, 2004 at 9:35 AM
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This is much worse than I thought. Don't panic.
posted by
mark2556
on July 1, 2004 at 9:34 AM
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LIKE WHY I HAVE ARGUMENTS WITH MYSELF AND NEVER WIN among other small problems
posted by
Laura-V
on July 1, 2004 at 9:32 AM
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This explains a lot of stuff.....
posted by
Laura-V
on July 1, 2004 at 9:31 AM
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there is an echo in here; or that could be kracken
posted by
scriber
on July 1, 2004 at 9:30 AM
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Are you the only one answering? There may still be time...
posted by
mark2556
on July 1, 2004 at 9:29 AM
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Hey guy, I'm reading naked and alone, and I answered "Yes" too many
fucking times.
posted by
scriber
on July 1, 2004 at 9:27 AM
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