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posted by mrsillinois96 on October 25, 2004 at 4:57 AM | link to this | reply

Scriber, I knew days ago...I have a laboratory

and we do Blogger DNA testing

posted by Ariala on July 6, 2004 at 2:30 PM | link to this | reply

Does Ariala know loverboy is in the house?

posted by scriber on July 6, 2004 at 2:25 PM | link to this | reply

Marian ~   He's back.  Or they're back...whatever, it's back.  Guess the whole "leaving forever" thing was a stretch.  More like, "leaving forever, or until next Monday...whichever comes first."

posted by mark2556 on July 6, 2004 at 2:22 PM | link to this | reply

Kraken, keep smiling.

posted by scriber on July 6, 2004 at 7:35 AM | link to this | reply

Hi, Mark. Your guest star k has done the disappearing blog act. Guessed his previous id all along.

posted by mariantonia on July 6, 2004 at 7:24 AM | link to this | reply

Not on the list? Better report for treatment anyway, as a general precaution.  Do you have a paper examination gown?

posted by mark2556 on July 3, 2004 at 3:02 PM | link to this | reply

hahaha...........i am not on list, so it sounds better......

posted by 9STAR on July 3, 2004 at 12:30 PM | link to this | reply

Funny stuff...

posted by SugarnSpice on July 2, 2004 at 6:57 PM | link to this | reply

No, not contaminated...but every woman I've been with has been mildly to, oh, disablingly afflicted with schizophrenia.  I meet the nice personalities and end up parting with the "you filthy bastard!!" ones. Eerie.

posted by mark2556 on July 2, 2004 at 6:40 AM | link to this | reply

Mark, are you contaminated by this horrible affliction?

It seems like you know the symptoms very well.  Except for the anus part, I could be a candidate for treatment.  If it's as bad as you say, I think I'll pass.

posted by msaries on July 2, 2004 at 6:35 AM | link to this | reply

C88 ~  Too cold?  It's 9:30pm here, 82 outside, the pool's 87, and the ice is...wow, really cold.  Ready when you are!

posted by mark2556 on July 1, 2004 at 6:36 PM | link to this | reply

mark - its too cold to be naked, but I'll join you for a drink!

posted by Ca88andra on July 1, 2004 at 6:29 PM | link to this | reply

Symphony ~  Thank you. More fun than a barrel of mutants.

posted by mark2556 on July 1, 2004 at 6:11 PM | link to this | reply

HAHAHA..............GREAT POST

posted by 9STAR on July 1, 2004 at 5:04 PM | link to this | reply

you are so funny........................lol

posted by _Symphony_ on July 1, 2004 at 5:02 PM | link to this | reply

Chris ~  Come down to the lab immediately.  Get me out of this freaking box.

posted by mark2556 on July 1, 2004 at 12:26 PM | link to this | reply

mark

I'm scared and confused, I think I've contaminated myself again.  It must be the hormones...what should I do??

posted by chris2303 on July 1, 2004 at 12:12 PM | link to this | reply

This is serious work! Depravation therapy may be the key. I'm testing it as we speak.

  Christ, it's frigging dark in here.

Anyway, if this doesn't do it, I'm going to try electroshock treatments. I need volunteers.

I could also use a hand getting out of here. My assistant seems to be ignoring my instructions.

posted by mark2556 on July 1, 2004 at 12:08 PM | link to this | reply

Sir Mark,

Ohhhh.... that's one of the cures. O.K. I'll still throw in the martini and she'll calm down for sure. Shadow

posted by Keshet on July 1, 2004 at 12:04 PM | link to this | reply

Laura,

You will have to wait until Sir Mark returns from his fishing games. I'll bring you a martini. LOL Shadow

posted by Keshet on July 1, 2004 at 12:03 PM | link to this | reply

Laura ~  Hang in there. It's all part of the depravation therapy. I'm feverishly working on an antidote down in the lab. The photos would help speed things up.

Stay Strong. Stay naked.

posted by mark2556 on July 1, 2004 at 12:01 PM | link to this | reply

Laura,

How the heck did you get stuck in the closet? People, I swear, first Quirky in the car, now you in the closet. LOL Shadow

posted by Keshet on July 1, 2004 at 11:59 AM | link to this | reply

(hello-help....i'm still stuck in the closet....)

posted by Laura-V on July 1, 2004 at 11:55 AM | link to this | reply

Ariala,

Oh no, are you infected also. Oh the sadness. But, Sir Mark is here to the rescue, we will be cured. Shadow

posted by Keshet on July 1, 2004 at 10:23 AM | link to this | reply

Ariala ~  Naked photos are part of the healing process. A lot of healing is needed. In high resolution.

posted by mark2556 on July 1, 2004 at 10:19 AM | link to this | reply

Shadow. Don't panic. Leather therapy may be useful. Injections may be required. Courage!

posted by mark2556 on July 1, 2004 at 10:17 AM | link to this | reply

I am thinking we need to start a UNOFFICIAL NAKED PHOTOS OF

CONTAMINATED BLOGGERS blog...doesn't sound pretty.

posted by Ariala on July 1, 2004 at 10:10 AM | link to this | reply

Sir Mark,

Help me, please, give me the remedy immediately. I'm so virus controlled. Oh my God, I wondered why I was sitting naked in front of a continuous blogit screen. Am I doomed eternally/internally? Shadow

posted by Keshet on July 1, 2004 at 9:56 AM | link to this | reply

OK. Someone or ones will be contacting you shortly. Remain naked.

posted by mark2556 on July 1, 2004 at 9:47 AM | link to this | reply

I am going to hide in the closet until you figure out the remedy.  Send a note via ESP so I know when to come back...

posted by Laura-V on July 1, 2004 at 9:46 AM | link to this | reply

CLICKCLICKCLICKCKICK...

I HAD TO KILL IT! I got my hammer and BEAT IT TO DEATH.

Ah, silence. 

OH NO!

No pictures.  I am TRULY DOOMED!

 

posted by Laura-V on July 1, 2004 at 9:45 AM | link to this | reply

I can't use my camera-it makes noise!

posted by Laura-V on July 1, 2004 at 9:43 AM | link to this | reply

If it rings, pick it up.  How heavy is it?  Have one of your little friends help you if needed.

posted by mark2556 on July 1, 2004 at 9:42 AM | link to this | reply

what if my computer rings?

posted by Laura-V on July 1, 2004 at 9:41 AM | link to this | reply

OK...remove all your clothes and destroy them immediately. Send photos of yourself to me; I'll get them down to the lab for analysis right away.

Above all, if the phone rings more than two times, don't answer it. It could be on of "them".

posted by mark2556 on July 1, 2004 at 9:40 AM | link to this | reply

throw me a life-line, a word of condolence, before I am totally overwhelmed....

posted by Laura-V on July 1, 2004 at 9:37 AM | link to this | reply

Are you kidding? It's an epidemic! Panic.

posted by mark2556 on July 1, 2004 at 9:35 AM | link to this | reply

This is much worse than I thought. Don't panic.

posted by mark2556 on July 1, 2004 at 9:34 AM | link to this | reply

LIKE WHY I HAVE ARGUMENTS WITH MYSELF AND NEVER WIN among other small problems

posted by Laura-V on July 1, 2004 at 9:32 AM | link to this | reply

This explains a lot of stuff.....

posted by Laura-V on July 1, 2004 at 9:31 AM | link to this | reply

there is an echo in here; or that could be kracken

posted by scriber on July 1, 2004 at 9:30 AM | link to this | reply

Are you the only one answering? There may still be time...

posted by mark2556 on July 1, 2004 at 9:29 AM | link to this | reply

Hey guy, I'm reading naked and alone, and I answered "Yes" too many

fucking times. 

posted by scriber on July 1, 2004 at 9:27 AM | link to this | reply