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Sparky my duck and CL
You know, they are all freaky and sneaky to me, man. I found that little bastard in the wee hours of the morning. Walked in the kitchen barefoot and almost stepped right on 'em. He is now a dead spider outta here. I would take them outside, but I live in big building and I don't want the retirement home for spiders on my balcony. Just writing the word "spider" freaks me out! Me? A girly girl? <laughter> I wish. I have no concept of the sentence, "do these shoes look okay? or should I try the blue?" <blink blink>
I will not address the hair gel comment. <cringing> Too "something about mary" for me. I don't know about that sixpack, but I sure as hell gotta SICKpack. I'm too sexy for my tissue, too sexy for my cough drops....la la la la.
posted by
Temple
on March 8, 2004 at 8:18 PM
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what a girly girl!
you've got Iraqpneumonia. Scaredycat. The itsy-bitsy spider went 'wee wee wee’ all the way home. The Duck was right about coughing building up your abs; I've got a sixpack so thick that it's morphed into one keg. Also, phlegm makes for quality hair gel in a pinch.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 8, 2004 at 9:10 AM
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If they're not freaky, or sneaky, I catch them and put them outside...
But if they catch me by surprise!!!!
coughing is good for your abs. cough lots, get buff.
posted by
sparkietheduck
on March 8, 2004 at 3:41 AM
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