<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/witterings"><title>Witty Woman's Witterings - Blogit</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/</link><description>Witterings about whatever I feel like wittering about at the time.</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/190984" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/190284" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/189943" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/188282" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/187672" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/190984"><title>A Dirty Story</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/190984</link><description>Once again I have resorted to the use of Editormum's Blogseeds, which for yesterday were "water, dirt and pork chop". The first two reminded me of something... As you will be aware if you’ve the common sense to work it out (and if you have read my profile), I read tarot cards. This in itself is...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/190284"><title>Mopping Up (With Batteries)</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/190284</link><description>My daughter came over today and decided that I needed a new mop. There was nothing wrong with my old mop, it was fairly new, it just needed a new head. My daughter, however, decided to buy me a very expensive mop that sprayed cleaner all over the floor, had a scourer thing to get stubborn marks...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/189943"><title>The Sound of Neighbours</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/189943</link><description>The man next-door is a pain in the proverbial arse. If I so much as raise my voice to the kids, if my daughter dares to play one note on her piano, or if my son runs upstairs in his shoes, he bangs on the wall or bellows "Shurrup!" through it. He has even moaned about the sound of my keyboard....</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/188282"><title>My Son's Birthday and I End Up In Prison </title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/188282</link><description>Well, after all the fun I had last night messing about trying to sort my Sims games out, it was quite a relief to go to McDonald's today. It's my son's eighth birthday and that's where he wanted to go, so that's where we went. I've also had to spend quite a lot of time waiting for him to weigh...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/187672"><title>I Could Have Predicted This ...</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/witterings/187672</link><description>Exactly a week ago I ordered a pc program from Ebay. It was actually the only Sims expansion I never got around to buying, namely Superstar. I know Sims2 is out, but I can't get it yet because I need to get a new PC first. Anyway, I had to go to town at some point between then and now to buy my...</description></item></rdf:RDF>