http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/thedailylaugh/Laughter is the best medicine - wake up grinning, go to bed chuckling, smile at every opportunity. This blog is here to help... Feel free to throw subjects at me and I'll try to accommodate, but don't get me started on animals or we'll be here till yon time.hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/thedailylaugh/429634Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/thedailylaugh/425770Prime Minister Tony Blair was visiting a primary school and dropped into one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Blair if he would like to lead such a discussion on the word ‘tragedy’. So the illustrious leader asked...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/thedailylaugh/389677A Policeman pulls a driver over for speeding and has the following exchange: Policeman: May I see your driver's licence? Driver: I don't have one. I was banned when I got my 15th penalty point. Policeman: May I see your owner's log book for the car? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Policeman:...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/thedailylaugh/371385Two nuns were on the road in Transalvaynia one evening, just as it was getting dark. Suddenly a big, evil-looking vampire appeared on the road in front of them, forcing them to stop. One of the nuns turned to the other and said, "Quick! Show him your cross!" So she wound the window down and...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/thedailylaugh/361066Regular readers, and indeed irregular readers, will know I am no great fan of the Shrub in the White House. In fact, I think he's a war-mongering liar, a failed businessman, and about the most stupid man to enter American politics since Dan Quayle. He's also a puppet of the PNAC crowd. Not funny...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/thedailylaugh/353681A Bear, a lion and a chicken are sitting around, discussing who's the hardest animal amongst them. The bear says, "Y'know, when I growl, the whole forest shakes with fear." The lion says, "When I roar, the whole jungle trembles in terror." And the chicken then pipes up, "Hey! I only have to...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/thedailylaugh/349787POSITION: Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/thedailylaugh/344854ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you,"...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/thedailylaugh/340205Proud to be British? Because... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/thedailylaugh/337866It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a...