http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/roofpig136588/DISCLAIMER: This blog will probably contain strong language, as the author has no respect for a good 98% of Hollywood or anything it stands for.hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/roofpig136588/256174Sorry I've been on hiatus. Here's your much beloved news and opinionated rants. I don't really care about any of the Shrek movies, but I know everyone else on the planet does, so for the benefit of all those people, here's the plot as revealed by Dreamworks co-founder Jeffrey Katzenberg: "When...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/roofpig136588/255075I have to say that I watched "Pirates of the Caribbean" with much trepidation, but I was pleasantly surprised with it. It was quirky, fun, and it wasn't something I needed to take serious. Then I got a little worried about the sequels because I thought the movie stood on it's own. However, after...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/roofpig136588/254691Let's start this blog off the right way - by saying "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" came in number one at the box office with an estimated $21.7 million. Way to go, Douglas Adams! How the hell do you make a movie out of a book that exposes the secrets of the junk food industry? I mean,...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/roofpig136588/253879Since I'm on a Hitchhiker's Guide kick, let's find out what a couple of the actors will be up to in the near future. Bill Nighy (who plays Slartibartfast in Hitchhiker's) talked a little about his character in the claymation movie "Flushed Away." He says, "I play an ex-laboratory rat who's got...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/roofpig136588/253468You know, when I first found out Jerry Seinfeld was making a movie, I thought, "Oh! Seinfeld's making a movie!" But now that I know the plot of it, I'm thinking, "Oh... Seinfeld's making a movie..." The animated movie is about Barry B. Benson, a bee discovers that humans consume honey and decides...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/roofpig136588/253010Well, I lied. There will be no second post. Why? Because there is simply nothing to report. Nothing struck me as interesting or ridiculous enough to report. So go outside and play. Do something proactive. Stop relying on my blog as a way of life. Fine, fine, I'll give you one thing to chew on. It...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/roofpig136588/252947You guys get two updates today because I slacked yesterday. While everyone else in the world is debating whether or not Pierce Brosnan will return as James Bond, Dam Judi Dench has calmly stated that he will indeed return. Apparently if you have important questions, you ask Dame Judi Dench. Who...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/roofpig136588/252433Looks like Woody Allen has a crush on Scarlett Johansson. She's been cast in Woody Allen's next movie, after being a part of the filmmaker's previous film, "Match Point." Watch out Scarlett, he might try to adopt you. One of the hardest working guys in Hollywood will now be starring in a screen...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/roofpig136588/251558"Star Wars Episode III" is done. Hip hip hurray. Let's all dance in the streets and have light saber fights and growl like Wookies and have sex with Ewoks. The first picture of Brandon Routh as Superman is available to glance at. I'm a bit let down that they're using the oldschool costume. Isn't...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/roofpig136588/251259Tobey Maguire must really be concerned about not getting work once "Spiderman 3" is over. He's signed onto George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh's project "The Good German." Hey, he should be happy that he doesn't have to wear tights in this movie. Unless he really likes that sort of thing....