From Monets to Mayonnaise: Les Lessons From Europe - Blogithttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/monetstomayonnaise/Pretty much everything you need to know about European travel. From Monets to mayonnaise...berets...and calientes...check out these little known...but super important...lessons you won't get in your mama's Fodor's. Bon voyage and, by all means, vive la fanny pack! hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00Cover Art...Drawn in France, Painted Back Stateside...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/monetstomayonnaise/426161Part Quatre: Canyon-One, Perry-Zerohttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/monetstomayonnaise/424707Interlocken, Switzerland is the extreme sports capital of the world. It's true. I've seen it with my own two eyes and experienced it with my own two adrenal glands. It is, to an out of control adrenalin junkie, what a methadone clinic is to a heroin addict: the place you go to get a legal fix. I...Part Trois: Sans Genitalia-Good, Avec Prunes-Badhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/monetstomayonnaise/424705Attached you will find the third installment of my Euro-post, Monets to Mayonnaise. A fourth and final installment is entirely contingent on my safe return from Interlocken, Switzerland (a.k.a. the Extreme Sports Capital of the World). Wish me luck. …and could I get that sans genitalia of any...Part Deux-Vive La Fanny Pack!http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/monetstomayonnaise/424701Bonjour mes amies, it's time again for my weekly Euro-post. Overall I'd say these lessons weren't as hard on my ego as those I passed along in Part Un, but make no mistake, they are no less important….especially this first one… Completion of train station skills camp before traveling is strongly...Part Un-Bienvenue a' Perryhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/monetstomayonnaise/424694No sooner had I begun disembarking at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris, than I realized how foolish I’d been to rest on the rather weak laurels of my French Minor I’d earned ten years earlier. Apparently my knowledge, while seemingly impressive when reading vocabulary flashcards, was less...