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I saw the little sniglet from The View and she was in rare form as expected. But isn't she always. Does she even sleep? Does that mind of hers ever stop thinking long enough to catch a couples of zzzzzsss. She is irritating / entertaining / rude / intelligent /...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/ladychardonnay7408/588332"><title>How Do People Practice To Do Splits On Ice Skates?</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/ladychardonnay7408/588332</link><description>I can't even do a split on the floor let alone 5 feet in the air going about 60 miles an hour on two blades. Come to think of it - I can't even ice skate. How do people practice for this? 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