http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8700/A more accurate definition of particular words - you won't find this in Webster's!!!hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8700/176417Police ( n. ) - [poh-lees] The largest street gang in America.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8700/175630Home cooking (n.) - [hohm-cuking] where many a man thinks his wife is.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8700/174938Eternity (n.) - [ee-tur-nit-ee] Four blondes* in four cars at a four-way stop. *disclaimer: To all blondes who clicked out of sheer curiosity, this statement does not necessarily represent the views of the blogger and I apologize for any offense you have taken.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8700/174770Job ( n.) - [jahb] Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless crap that some other poor idiot in a job will buy. If you're blogging right now, then you've probably lost yours.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8700/173856Mother-In-Law ( n.) - [mu-ther-en-lah] Mother of spouse. Self rightous, beastly, female entity. Master of deception. Often dyes her hair in order to reflect a younger age. One who professes to be all knowing. A source of never ending pain and misery. Bringer of Hell to Earth. She Who is Evil. The...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8700/172464Life ( n.) - [lyf] a. A cereal that leaves your mouth with an aftertatse of a wet book b. A magazine known for its outstanding photography of the world and its events c. A bored game that should be replaced with RichDadPoorDad's Cashflow 101 d. A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease with a 100%...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8700/172460Pen ( n. ) - [pehn] a. It originated from the name of the male reproductive organ. It is the same shape and it is probably the size of yours if you are a guy reading this. Do not be confused between the words pen and penis. Don't forget to put a space after pen when it is followed by the verb is,...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8700/171353War (n.) - [wore] The military's excuse for letting men sleep really close together.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8700/167723Hoochie ( n., adj. ) - [hoo-chee] Anyone in the first five rows at a boyband concert.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8700/166888School ( n. ) - [skool] A place where people learn how to copy textbooks, for that common situation later in life when the photocopier breaks down and you really need a part of a book that you aren't allowed to borrow.