First, God Created Man. Then He Had A Better Idea.

First, God Created Man. Then He Had A Better Idea. - Blogithttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8362/Sayings that support the fact that women are just plain better than men! ;)hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00A Little Advice For All The Married Women Out There...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8362/180424If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?The Difference Between Men And Women - Finally Explained!!!http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8362/180015What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.A Tip For All The Men About The Statement "When Are You Due?"http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8362/179796You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.Jesus Was A Typical Man ...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8362/179711Jesus was a typical man - they always say they'll come back but you never see them again.Why Women ALWAYS Get The Last Word: ...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8362/179359Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.A Speculation About The Worries Of Men And Women:http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8362/179048Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.Men Must Opress Women - Otherwise They Won't Look As Good!http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8362/179000Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.Guys Are Like Roses (another surprising metaphor)...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8362/178713Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks.6 Inches? No Way! Somebody Get The Measuring Tape!...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8362/178004Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.Out With The Old, In With The New! ...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/devon_8362/177907The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one."