http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/davideskin8017/hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/davideskin8017/617561Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 The stars realize you are a self-made man and no one can tell you what to do, but if you don’t stop drinking bleach, things will take a nasty turn. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 Trouble looms in your life when others try to take charge of your situation. If they persist, start...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/davideskin8017/617404Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 The many and varied experiences of this week will prompt you to drink more and cheaper beer than usual. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 It’s high time you moved past the really tough things in your life. Grit your teeth, buckle down and finish the last level of Ape Escape. Gemini May...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/davideskin8017/617287Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 For years, you thought your deep, dark secret was known only to you and God, but you're chagrined to hear He’s been going around telling everyone. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 Nobody will be able to figure out what to put on your tombstone this week. It's not that you have a...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/davideskin8017/616856Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 Tragedy strikes you yet again this week when you have the nerve to tell him you prefer his brother, Comedy. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 No one will be able to describe your improbable death without using a lot of violent hand gestures, making whooping sounds, and generally doing...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/davideskin8017/616712Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 Your existence will be called into question when "Weird Al" Yankovic uses your life’s work as the basis for a song. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 After answering a personal ad describing the submitter as "all about partying and having fun," you will find yourself dating the film...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/davideskin8017/616630Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 It's time to come to terms with your less-than-perfect childhood. After all, you did get to meet Robin Ventura during his tour of minimum-security group homes. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 A magical world of sensual enjoyment will come to your door this week, provided your check...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/davideskin8017/616510Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 You need to achieve a sense of balance in life. If not, elemental forces beyond your control will send you constantly crashing to the ground. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 Nobody takes what you say seriously. Consider using expressive hand gestures. Gemini May 21 - Jun 21 The stars...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/davideskin8017/616350Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 Nothing will be able to stop you from developing an unquenchable thirst for knowledge, especially in the area of the nightly prime-time-television schedule. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 You must learn to control your natural urges. What you feel may be hard to hold back, but there...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/davideskin8017/615820Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 The stars would give you a horoscope, but you dropped the ball last week when you failed to meet a dark, handsome stranger. This is a two-way street, buddy. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 Mars in your sun sign indicates that you will go to work, watch televised sports, and enjoy...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/davideskin8017/615703Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 Everything you attempt this week will end in failure, which is a considerable improvement over that one week last year when everything ended in multiple births. Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 You will be unable to have anything more than a simple Platonic relationship, so long as...