<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials"><title>Twisted Testimonials - Blogit</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/</link><description>*Unofficial Blogit Testimonials Blog* Testimonials that I have submitted, and never made it to the front page.  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It's so gnarly to have others read and appreciate my sound. Its also challenged me...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/344433"><title> "Blogit is simply...Bloggerific." --  food4thought</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/344433</link><description>"Blogit is simply...MindBloggering" -- thought4myfood</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/321820"><title>Blog On!  Scrotum Power!</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/321820</link><description>A scrotum is always saggy, whether you are blogging or not. ~HN</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/321362"><title>Blogasm</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/321362</link><description>Sometimes when I Blog, I begin to shake uncontrolably, have fits, orgasms, and other unorthodox bodily transmissions...This is what Blogging Feels Like.</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/313810"><title>Bloggin Over Sex!</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/313810</link><description>"*uck Sex! I'm bout to get my Blog On!"</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/308786"><title>Coffee, Smokes, and Blogs</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/308786</link><description>"All I do is Blog. I sit here, I smoke 3 Packs of Cigarettes a Day, Down 4 Pots of Coffee, and Blog, Blog, Blog." ~HN</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/308287"><title>Jim Your Fashion replies:</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/308287</link><description>"Jim, did you write this Testi?" Bob replies "Hell NO! That Hammock Noweilz Guy Did!" ~HN</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/307030"><title>Blogging Pretzel Logic</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/307030</link><description>"Twisted Testimonials, Now Salt Free!" ~HN</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/306793"><title>Becoming One with a Chair...No Easy Tassk.</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/306793</link><description>"I was so excited to discover Blogit a 12 months ago that I haven’t moved outta this chair since…its actually grown into my ass!" -- QueenofalotofBack tWiStEd~ Testies</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/306462"><title>Gravity, and Blogging...so Cool!</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Twisted_Testimonials/306462</link><description>"Blogging is the Coolest thing since Gravity!" ~HN</description></item></rdf:RDF>