<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/Truthinajoke"><title>The Truth Within A Joke - Blogit</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/</link><description>This blog is about jokes that are not all about the punch line but are just as much about the truth found within. Things that make you go HMMM, How true!</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/635416" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/608798" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/590111" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/588783" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/580995" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/186653" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/635416"><title>This One Should be Called The Sad Truth</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/635416</link><description>Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven... God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?'' Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve.. And I've come to understand that now.'' God thinks for a second and says: "Very...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/608798"><title>Democrat Mascot Could Do US a Favor!</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/608798</link><description>Riddle for the Day Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff. The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff. Who was saved? AMERICA! AMERICA</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/590111"><title>Listen Up New York!</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/590111</link><description>Citizens, countrymen, ladies and gentlemen I would like for you to rise as I present to you the Senator Queen Caroline. Applause. You may be seated. Senator Queen Caroline, you now have the floor. "My, you know, fellow, you know, New Yorkers. It's been like, you know, very, you know, cold, you...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/588783"><title>One More Shot, Like, You Know, I Couldn't Resist!</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/588783</link><description>Here she is Miss Progressive Thinking Liberal valley Girl 2009 Royalty Princess: Ah, yes, the pride of the Northeast, like, you know? Her next speech will go like this: "Like, um, you know, like, it is not, like, what your country can like, um, you know, do for like you, it's like, um, you know,...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/580995"><title>Obama Administration Affects Wildlife Negatively</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/580995</link><description>The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in the US. Anticipating a sweeping Democratic Party victory in the November elections, animals that were formerly self-sufficient are already modifying their behavior to take advantage of what they expect to be a new...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/186653"><title>SEVERE WEATHER ALERT!!!</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Truthinajoke/186653</link><description>Subject: Hurricane Alert HURRICANE ALERT The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly unpredictable. Experts expect that this one will cause the...</description></item></rdf:RDF>