The Wonderment That Is Me - Blogithttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Temple3103/I started doing posts called "The Wonderment That Is Me" on Facebook and friends have asked me to create a blog or put them all together. They are snippets of my special flavor of crazy ... with sprinkles on top. This is my attempt to start to do that. Some are old, some are new.hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00The passing of Benzinha.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Temple3103/718286Our beloved Benzinha passed away on Wednesday. She will be so missed. I love her. She loved all of us. Please tell each other.Sexy is as sexy does.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Temple3103/699294My name is Temple, and I'm an insomniac. Working out so hard has helped me sleep easier. Problem is, last night, sleep came whilst nom-ing on mango sorbet. Container in one hand, spoon in the other, SITTING UP in bed. Woke up at 3:00 a.m. covered from head to toe in melty-orange-stickiness. I...Is it Monday?http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Temple3103/687041The following is a true story. I got the giggles so badly I had to close my office door. For no reason at all. All day long I said "defounsel" instead of defense counsel, too! (OP = opposing party) OP: So, when is the hearing again? Me: It's on the March of next week. OP: Uh... what? Me: Sorry,...Petie and the black hole purse.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Temple3103/686541If you're missing some keys, a wallet, small children, a third world nation... I'm pretty sure it's in my purse. With Petie.Dear Starbucks ...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Temple3103/686401The next time a Starbucks barista corrects the wording of my order, or gives me the "tisk tisk" look for not saying "grande" in the right place, I'm going to say, "Oh, hey, can you tell me if a fetus is a protected person for the purposes of a restraining order? No? K, you do your job and I'll do...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Temple3103/686206When I was in elementary school, there was this girl in my hood that always wanted to hang out with me. Sometimes, I didn't want to, so I would pretend to be my own twin sister and say I wasn't home. I named her Melissa. She was also my evil twin sister. I miss Melissa.I'm totally fluent in ... Google translate.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Temple3103/686055I tried to write, "My Spanish is bad, I'm sorry," in Spanish. Apparently, I wrote, "My Spaniard is evil, I feel it."I am nothing if not smoooooth.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Temple3103/685598The Wonderment That Is Me: Whilst asking a very good looking, very tall, blue-eyed, much too young for me SDPD officer if I could help him with the door (his hands were full), I blanked on which direction my car was in. He starts to go right, I go left, and BLAM... I walk right into his chest. Yep.The best way to succeed, is to fail. Brilliantly.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Temple3103/685569I wonder if Hillary Clinton ever says, "Damn, I'm so glad I wasn't elected President, because I can do so much more as Secretary of State... and I would never be here if I had won." Or, if sometimes, late at night, she draws little horns on Obama's picture while drinking really good red wine and...Fashion ... or ... insanity?http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Temple3103/685486I'm wearing white loungy-pant thingies and a white t-shirt. I just walked by a mirror and thought, "Oooooh, I look.... like a mental patient."