http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/So_What/You asked for it! Now come and get it! If this stuff starts showing up on Comedy Central I'm coming for you. hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/So_What/91321And furthermore, 1. Shit, help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here... 2. I had to strap a board to my ass... 3. Otherwise there would be a bounty on them like coyotes... 4. It's when you chew your arm off rather than wake her... 5. So men would talk to them... 6. I had to tell her...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/So_What/91284I got rules ladies before I clean your carpets for you. Halls, washrooms and closets are extra! 1. I am not the mechanical bull at Gilley's. My head is not the horn on a saddle. You could seriously injure your rider by whipping your hips and knees during your frenzied moments. 2. Hygiene is...