<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/Setaki6051"><title>Bra Pat's Short Stories - Blogit</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Setaki6051/</link><description>Stories from MZANZI to make you laugh and cry or make you say it would have been funny if it was not so tragic.</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Setaki6051/717561" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Setaki6051/717559" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Setaki6051/717512" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Setaki6051/717511" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Setaki6051/717183" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Setaki6051/717182" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Setaki6051/717180" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Setaki6051/717128" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Setaki6051/716839" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Setaki6051/716838" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Setaki6051/717561"><title>DAY OF THE CAT; PART 4. 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