http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/PeanutGalleryNews/News from the peanut gallery. You know who is in the peanut gallery, don't you? Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, any democrat, etc. Completely out of touch and worthless. Let's see what the latest news is from the peanut gallery...hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/PeanutGalleryNews/635715You all have heard of the Nutcracker, the famous holiday play. Well, now we have a new one in store for you titled 'The Nutiscracked' coming to your town, even your own house daily! Starring your favorite community organizer regime leader himself, hussein obama.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/PeanutGalleryNews/635322There once was an organizer named Amabo, who had no experience at all in leading anything. Yet, the people of the Amabo Nation elected him to be ruler. Let's check in with Amabo and see how things are going: In a speech to the Amabo nation today Amabo said, "Yo Beyonce, you should've got the...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/PeanutGalleryNews/633826What did you dress up as for Halloween? I dressed up as our current government. As the kids came to the door, I took their candy then slammed the door in their faces. I wanted it to be realistic so they could understand what was in store for them with all of the hope and change. Just kiddng! I...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/PeanutGalleryNews/626661Modern Medicine A French doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/PeanutGalleryNews/624051The liberal democrat House Representative Sheila Jackson Lee showed her true disregard to her constituents by taking a cell phone call in the middle of her town hall meeting while a citizen was speaking. How rude! However, what else would you expect from these people? I am sure this call went...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/PeanutGalleryNews/620324Lost~ A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/PeanutGalleryNews/608797Here's a great one I found and so very true as well: Got me a new truck! I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied,...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/PeanutGalleryNews/606084If you put aside the seriousness of a news article, just for a minute, don't you have to laugh at some titles of news articles? I remember seeing this done on either Carson or Letterman, I forget which one, but I always used to laugh when I would see these done and each and every one of us...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/PeanutGalleryNews/576846I was sent this little tidbit that I thought I must share with all as it speaks truth through a twist on an ole holiday favorite. Twas The Night Before The Elections 'Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/PeanutGalleryNews/564627A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year until the age of 80. Assuming the next president lives to age 80, Senator McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president. Senator Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive...