Lost in Office Space - Blogithttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MissAlgernon878/That's where I am. And so, probably, are you.hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MissAlgernon878/249289You're talking nonstop!!! you freak!!!! I don't know what you're talking about anymore!!!! Stop name-dropping! Stop throwing your resume around! We believe you!!! You're smart! I don't even mind that you said you would rather drink Draino than have my job. You just need HELP. I feel BAD FOR...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MissAlgernon878/248854I'm gonna Mcbarf!!! So we're standing around the waterhole, my supervisor, Farmer Brown and I, and talking about how many chickens Brown is down to. Somehow this conversation led to a discussion of fast food and we spent the most delightful next 5 minutes laughing immaturely at the film Supersize...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MissAlgernon878/248429Okay, seriously. You need to get your act together and start practicing a wonderful tactic of efficiency called "eliminating the middle man." First, you could have called your colleague yourself. Second, you could have done this without me if you had called earlier. Clearly he was expecting you,...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MissAlgernon878/248422How's it going? It was great...until you called.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MissAlgernon878/248408I had a rather productive conversation yesterday with my supervisor, who turns out to have even less respect for Sticky Fingers than I, if that is conceivably possible. I like that she assured me I couldn't lose my job for putting socks on someone's doorknob. *snicker* He just came in the office...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MissAlgernon878/247722As a matter of fact, I spoke too soon about Sticky Fingers. Who has now taken it upon himself to let other coworkers know when they have a package waiting for them in "The Funny Room." Which means he's found them and is still rifling through them. One disappeared again a week ago, as a matter of...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MissAlgernon878/247703sooooooooo tired!!!! I went to bed SO late last night after a rather exhausting weekend... But today I have nothing to complain about! Or even to make fun of. At least not yet...today, I've been a pretty darn good employee, in fact! I'm STILL being productive, as we speak. I even ignored Sticky...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MissAlgernon878/246689Mmmmm....muffin. Two people have commented on my muffin since I got on the elevator. They must have seen in it what I saw in it...potential! As soon as it caught my eye on the rack, I knew it was mine...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MissAlgernon878/246680Seriously. I don't know what's in your box. No, I do not know if it is a case of wine, nor do I know who it is from. And quite frankly, it isn't my job to sit here and go through your mail and packages just because YOU have an impatient attack of curiosity on the other end! All I do is send out...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/MissAlgernon878/246361Spring fever sucks. There's no release! Okay...I've accepted the fact that today is a day which will involve constant distractions and unbridled neediness. And I'm in a slightly better mood now that I gave up all hope of ever finishing my morning pages for today. In spite of that, and maybe...