http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/J.Jack_Flash5161/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ya know, I'm just too busy to do anything here. "I'm too busy to get anything done," is the thing that I always say if I am at work and some nut comes in with a rush project. I always like to say it to big wheels. They never catch on to what you are saying. I think their brain gets constipated by their need to attend to looking important. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/J.Jack_Flash5161/460858Don't make any snap judgements based on the title of this important dispatch. An important, far ranging issue is involved here, even though it may not seems so at a superficial glance. Have you ever been chewing away on some gum, and all of a sudden it manages to get some hair in it? What do you...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/J.Jack_Flash5161/432616Did you ever get to the edit phase of a Blog entry thinking you had something to say, then realize that it was just too damned late to start on anything serious? In addition, you are tired and forgot what you were going to say anyway. Then sometimes you have something to say, but you just say,...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/J.Jack_Flash5161/430843I didn't put this post here just for the fun of it. I wanted to shove the last one down a notch because it talked about nothing. It was an embarrassment, but to simply delete it would be to increase the regrets tenfold. And I believe someone made comments on the thing. I can't delete a post...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/J.Jack_Flash5161/426067I have absolutely nothing to say about nothing. It could well be said that there is nothing to be said about nothing because there is no nothing. What is nothing? Not a thing. Grab that with your mind and shake it around. When they first invented the word it was actually two words: No Thing....http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/J.Jack_Flash5161/405933Spell Check gave the O.K. to this blog, so I guess that means it's perfect. I thought about changing the name for a while. I almost said, ''I thought about it for a long time,'' but I really didn't. It was formerly known as Queen Blog XIV. Why would any Dummy ever name a blog something like that?...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/J.Jack_Flash5161/397695Traveling by train is very relaxing. Why? When you travel by train you just trust the driver to know what he is doing. How else could he possibly drive a train? There are lots of guys scheduling the train by the same old schedules that have been used for years. That means that two trains almost...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/J.Jack_Flash5161/392690First off, how the heck do you pronounce a name like that? I have heard of a lot of weird things in the English language, but a silent P at the beginning of of a word? Whoa, wait a minute --it is actually quite common. There is pneumatic, pneumonia, psychologist, pterodactyl, Pteropus vampyrus,...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/J.Jack_Flash5161/389348What do Martians look like? Yeah, sure, I've seen the phoney pictures of the skinny, bug-eyed guys on TV. That's just a bunch of crap that some guy came up with so that people would have a picture that they could attach their spookheaded ideas of extraterrestrials to. I mean let's get real. Those...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/J.Jack_Flash5161/388683You are probably saying ''What is this thing?'' Well, I thought about it for a long time and I finally figured it out. The reason it took so long is that I started working on Mister Blog after forgetting to put on my face. Now that I started out on this, I can't remember where I left it. Oh well....http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/J.Jack_Flash5161/385913Don't get worried about it. I only use a Tracking Blog to keep track of what I'm doing. Right now I'm not doing anything except keeping track of my Tracking Blog. That may not seem to make any sense to you, but I have to do it. If I don't use a Tracking Blog to keep track, everything--the blog,...