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BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND. Okay, nobody actually "demanded" I bring this back--but for a while there, it kept me at number one and number two (HolleeDaze was number one) in the humor category, and as Merry says, I'm a click ho--so here it is people.

Note: I have left previous opinion posts intact herein. Sounds legal, huh?
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"It's so cold I'm getting goose nipples!" “I'm as full of vinegar as a Christmas turkey.” “You can stop kicking this dead whale down the beach and find another hobby horse to beat to death.” "One man's trash is another man's garbage." “I think I was...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hollee2289/311444"><title>Quotes on Aging--the last one is my favorite...............................</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hollee2289/311444</link><description>An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. –Agatha Christie who was married to one. If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself. – Unknown And: It takes about ten years to get used to how...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hollee2289/310460"><title>Humorous quotes about diet and exercise....................................</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hollee2289/310460</link><description>Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. –Mark Twain Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get. –Robert Orben The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. –Erma Bombeck And: In two decades...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hollee2289/269538"><title>COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT...............................................</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Hollee2289/269538</link><description>I have just spent the past half-hour in a heated discussion with an acquaintance about copyright infringement. The discussion came up because the man’s daughter just returned from overseas where she purchased a large number of pirated DVD’s. These include movies currently in theaters. 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