<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/Deonils2875"><title>It's a matter of how you say it! - Blogit</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/</link><description>Blogging for Real or Real Blongging (Is Bolony for REAL?)</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/139741" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/134276" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/132428" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/130366" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/128937" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/128774" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/128449" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/128372" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/126267" /><rdf:li resource="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/123227" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/139741"><title>If you love his economics, why not some other gems of wisdom?</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/139741</link><description>"Under the privilege of the First Amendment many, many ridiculous things are said." -- John Kenneth Galbraith (1908- ) Canadian-born economist, Harvard professor Source: PBS Firing Line, 9 December 1989. 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Too late now ...</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/128774</link><description>Popularity of posts: A testimony to Power of ASSets IF used respectfully. ASSessment: Credit goes to SassyASS in every ASpect slash "ASSpic". THE above was a necessary post in view of my blogging good luck recently. Where poetry failed to get the right number of clicks, the asspicked articles did...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/128449"><title>NUDITY IN PUBLIC PLACES: is there a lesson in there somewhere?</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/128449</link><description>ENTRAPMENT: List of 10 famous bloggers who failed...... LIST:10 most promising bloggers who finally failed me: 1. Mary 2.Venus 3.Eveline 4.Martha 5.Justin 6.Susan 7.Ursula 8.Nina (Nene from Nigeria) 9.Pilot Peter Pan Okay, if you did not get this one, I just made up names with the first letters...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/128372"><title>Fishing can take many forms. All you need is a hook &amp;WOMEN have at least 1</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/128372</link><description>ASS or AssETS? If nudity satisfies and helps CHASTITY, bring it on! 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Am I forgiven for repeating this to...</description></item><item rdf:about="http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/123227"><title>Humor for today: A famous teacher tests his disciple...</title><link>http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Deonils2875/123227</link><description>A great Teacher noticed his favorite student was unable to grasp the esoterics and essence of wisdom traditions. For the end-of-term test, the Teacher asked the disciple to purchase a dozen eggs from the local store, and to ensure that none was broken. The student decided the way he would ensure...</description></item></rdf:RDF>