A_KNIGHTS_TALE - Blogithttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Battered_Knight/Chivalry is not deadhourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00The Religious Lack A Sense of Humorhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Battered_Knight/539095I wrote a post a while ago about people having to "pray on it" They would come in and look at a vehicle and have to pray on it before buying. I felt it was selfish on their part to take up Gods time with something so unimportant. Two comebacks I have used when presented with this objection are as...Finally! Something To Keep Everyone Sane...EVERYONE!http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Battered_Knight/538706It has been said that you can't please all of the people all of the time. That was true until now. I have discovered something that will make everyone giggle and have fun, something that will take away the days stress in a moment. Click on the link below and let loose!!!...Knights 5 Words All Bloggers Need To Knowhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Battered_Knight/538291Here in Blogtown as well as in the real world we have people who just don't get it. People who would rather argue than listen to reason. I refrain from using the work stupid so let's just say that they don't test well. Here are five essential words for those people, you may want to make note....Knight Gives The Fingerhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Battered_Knight/538081It's all about awareness. Although there are many types of cancer, the main focus has been on one that is closest to a cure or easiest to prevent and or treat. Breast cancer awareness is everywhere. From ribbons on cars and buildings to walks and runs for a cure. Here in Colorado, one of the news...Knights The Way It's Supposed to Behttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Battered_Knight/537866Pizza. It has always been a staple, not only good for dinner and breakfast, but good anytime. It can be picked up, pre made and baked at home or delivered (most of the time) hot and fresh to your door. There are many places to choose from, but they all have one thing in common; they are exactly...Knight Spices Things Uphttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Battered_Knight/537425I love to cook. I like to "create" new and exciting dishes. Recently, I found a store of spices. Walking in, I was engulfed in exotic aromas, things like Cambodian Lemongrass, Bohemian Mix, all kinds of curries and powders. Mango and honey powder, an assortment of rubs for all meats known to man....CALL 9-1-1...CALL 9-1-1 !http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Battered_Knight/536484Believe it or not, these are real 911 calls. Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your...Knight's Birds and The Beeshttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Battered_Knight/536226A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. Her father answered, "many years ago there were monkeys from which the...What's With All The Protesting?http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Battered_Knight/536002Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people (mainly those that are here illegally) are angry that the US might protect its own borders,might make it harder to sneak into...Where Did The White Man Go Wrong?http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Battered_Knight/527861Indian chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white government official, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued. "Considering all...