http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Ariala9672/I am a hairball made of cat hair, carpet fluff and my owner's fallen hair (my owner is the broad above...hot, eh?) I believe I have wisdom to bestow to beings that walk on me and who have vacuumed my predecessors. hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Ariala9672/592320http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Ariala9672/589053For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Ariala9672/586831I found this in the KC Star yesterday and it made me laugh... "Next to a circus, there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out of twon any quicker than the Christmas spirit." Kin Hubbardhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Ariala9672/586423http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Ariala9672/581716NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (from an email I got this morning from one of my brothers, haha) (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Ariala9672/577447http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Ariala9672/575994The PASTOR'S CAT... Dwight Nelson (Someone I actually know) recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Ariala9672/575778DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Ariala9672/572702http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Ariala9672/568716I was looking at some bear photos just now and asked out loud, "Why do bears have to be so mean? Mr. Ariala turns to me and said he had a bear joke for me. A Christian man is walking a trail in the woods and all of a sudden a grizzly bear comes charging out of the woods and knocks him down. The...