http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/AJs_Cornfield/Warning: Some of the things that pass through my mind just might make you groan and roll your eyes!hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/AJs_Cornfield/408793Read to the end for a solution. Verily I say unto ye.......... Money It can buy a house But not a home It can buy a clock But not time It can buy you a position But not respect It can buy you a bed But not sleep It can buy you a book But not knowledge It can buy you medicine But not health It can...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/AJs_Cornfield/323842At my first place of employment, my employer gave to me A raise in my salary. At my second place of employment, my employer gave to me Dinner for two And a raise in my salary. At my third place of employment, my employer gave to me Three leering looks, Dinner for two, And a raise in my salary. At...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/AJs_Cornfield/296826...a five star restaurant, I have the feeling that (even if the restaurant was 1000 miles away from him and/or his closest relative and contained, at that moment, nothing but the most liberal of Democrats) our President would somehow be seen by some as being responsible for this taking place!http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/AJs_Cornfield/295884My Indiana vanity license plate reads: PEN LADY but has nothing to do with being in the slammer--although, in some small way, might have something to do with participating in slam poetry contests. Since I hang around Blogit. com "doin' what comes natur'l'y," I think that this description fits...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/AJs_Cornfield/276520The Way I Was (or) Theme From A Slimmer Place Yesterday... Plus-sized stretch-jeans seemed to far away. Now, I wonder if they're here to stay, While slim belongs to yesterday. Suddenly... I'm twice the woman that I used to me! There is extra fat all over me-- Did it arrive so suddenly!?! Why I...