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Sunday, August 21, 2005

WHAT IS THIS? 20 QUESTIONS??

So on Friday night, I went to choir practise and I made the mistake of taking my son with me. As I've shared before, every trip out with him is an adventure. This time it was let's-bombard-mom-with-impossible- questions. There was a yellow butterfly, winging it around the church. I surmise that he... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 6, 2005

PATIENCE, PATIENCE.

I'm connecting dots here and trying to see what I come up with, by way of some light entertainment. Thanks for reading... Whoever said ‘Patience is a virtue.’ that first time must have been a parent or had plenty of contact with kids. At the best of times, it takes a Madonna-like disposition to deal... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 9, 2005

A BLAST FROM THE PAST (A REPOST) THE SIMPLE CURE

I was watching Law & Order:SVU on Saturday and the lady who had done the killing was crying. My two-and-a-half year old says to me, "Why is she crying, Mommy?" "She did something bad and she's now sorry." I say. He then says "Then why she just don't do-do, Mommy?" (That's Jamaican for having a bowel... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

MY SON AND HIS IDIOT MAMA

My son manages to make me do idiotic things at least once per week. His antics usually have to do with the telephone. Yesterday at 4:40 a.m., the phone rang. Normally, I wouldn’t answer, but you never know which family member might be having an emergency. So I reach over to pick up the phone – only... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 4, 2005

WHY DO WE PUT UP WITH THESE CHEEKY LITTLE BUGGERS?

Don’t you just hate it when kids get smart with you and refuse to do what you’re trying to get them to do? Take for example my son and the difficulty I am having with his language usage. He’s a quick learner, which has been detrimental in this case. Naturally, our Jamaican patios is fascinating to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

MOM JUST DO IT!

I bought my son one of those Mickey Mouse straws. It's a large convoluted thing that he liked immediately. He liked it so much, he popped it into his mouth right away without it being washed. I said "Son, you can't use it like that, it has to be washed first." He sped away leaving me to do my thing.... Sign in to see full entry.

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