Thursday, October 21, 2004
Bible Nonsense (Part 2): JESUS WILL RETURN TO TEND YOUR GARDEN!
This time I have taken the original passage and translated it separately into each of the languages used in the previous 'continuous' translations. Each passage was then translated back into English. As you can see, in all cases the passage was altered quite significantly, especially considering... Sign in to see full entry.
Wondered by Witty_Woman at 9:56 AM (+ 8 hours) Comments (6) (link)
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
Bible Nonsense (Part 1) - JESUS RODE A BIKE WHILE I DIED ON THE CROSS!
We all know that the christian bible has been translated many, many times into many, many languages. To believe that it could possibly read the same now as it did when it was first written is totally illogical and downright foolish. Just one translation alone would have changed the entire meaning of... Sign in to see full entry.
Wondered by Witty_Woman at 9:09 AM (+ 8 hours) Comments (18) (link)
Saturday, October 16, 2004
What Shape is the Earth? Don't Ask God, He Doesn't Know!
Forget what you've been told about the earth being round - it isn't. It's not flat, either. What is it, then? Well, it's SQUARE, that's what it is, or at least it used to be. How do we know this? Because the bible says so. You know, that book that's never wrong. Where does it say so? Well, it's in... Sign in to see full entry.
Wondered by Witty_Woman at 12:06 PM (+ 8 hours) Comments (7) (link)
Friday, October 15, 2004
How Are We Saved? The Bible Doesn't Know! (esp. for Neamer)
Especially for Neamer, who found my last post somewhat uncomfortable, here is just one of the myriad of examples of bible inconsistencies. This is a relatively minor one compared to some. How are we saved? "For by grace are we saved through faith... not of works" EPH 2:8-9. But... "... and death and... Sign in to see full entry.
Wondered by Witty_Woman at 4:31 AM (+ 8 hours) Comments (3) (link)
Thursday, October 14, 2004
God is from Mars, the Bible is a Sex Manual and Demons Make You Sneeze
"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves." [Ariex] Think about the above quote for a minute - really think. What does it tell you? We could substitute anything for the words "rain" and "elves" and the principle would be exactly the same. Let's... Sign in to see full entry.
Wondered by Witty_Woman at 2:30 PM (+ 8 hours) Comments (10) (link)
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Does Your Mind Need Defragging?
A couple of days ago I went shopping and just before I left the house I started defragging the computer. I was gone for two and a half hours and fully expected the procedure to be finished when I returned. To my amazement, the hard drive was only sixty per cent defragged when I got back. Almost two... Sign in to see full entry.
Wondered by Witty_Woman at 4:40 AM (+ 8 hours) Comments (9) (link)
Sunday, October 10, 2004
God and Satan are the SAME PERSON!!!
I've been thinking about religion a lot recently and yes, a few people on this site have got me to thinking. The more I think about the bible and god and all the rest of it, the more a pattern emerges. There are two gods in the bible and two jesuses come to that. In each case, one is good and the... Sign in to see full entry.
Wondered by Witty_Woman at 8:58 AM (+ 8 hours) Comments (24) (link)
Saturday, October 9, 2004
Does God WANT Man to Suffer?
I wrote this shortly after the events which have come to be known as 9/11. The views expressed in it still stand as true today. It is now over two months since the tragic events which took place in America. As I'm sure you did, I received many e-mails concerning these events, ranging from the... Sign in to see full entry.
Wondered by Witty_Woman at 12:39 PM (+ 8 hours) Comments (7) (link)
Friday, October 8, 2004
The Mystery of the Haunted Computer is Solved!
If you're not familiar with this story, you will need to scroll down to the previous entry and read that first, otherwise you will start scratching your head a lot and everyone will think you've got head lice. A little while ago, I was quite taken aback to find that while Celine was busy singing to... Sign in to see full entry.
Wondered by Witty_Woman at 9:37 AM (+ 8 hours) Comments (7) (link)
Celine Dion is Haunting My Computer!
My computer is acting very strangely, very strangely indeed. I know there is probably a simple technical explanation for what I am about to tell you, but not being technically-minded I have no idea what it might be. Needless to say, if anyone reading this does have an idea, please tell me. Last... Sign in to see full entry.
Wondered by Witty_Woman at 3:27 AM (+ 8 hours) Comments (6) (link)
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