Witty Woman's Witterings

Sunday, September 26, 2004

Time to Be a Daddy

It's a common fact that kids have no real concept of time, which probably explains why my middle son once asked me if dinosaurs were alive when I was his age. Today my youngest son made me smile. I was drying him after his bath and he asked me if the fire was on. I told him that it wasn't, but I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wittered by Witty_Woman at 2:27 PM (+ 8 hours)    Comments (1)     (link)


Friday, September 24, 2004

Name Your Private Parts!

I've just discovered a site where you can name certain parts of your anatomy. Purely out of interest, you understand, I thought I'd have a go. I entered my first name and was told that my "boobies" were named Beavis & Butthead. I didn't like the sound of this at all, so I added my surname and was... Sign in to see full entry.

Wittered by Witty_Woman at 9:31 AM (+ 8 hours)    Comments (12)     (link)


Wednesday, September 22, 2004

The Truth About Socks

Socks are a strange commodity, really. We all know they hate being in a long-term relationship and never stay with their partners longer than they have to, although quite why they can't stay together has always been a mystery. I've never stopped to think about this seriously enough to come up with... Sign in to see full entry.

Wittered by Witty_Woman at 8:37 PM (+ 8 hours)    Comments (4)     (link)


Swopping Bricks

My twelve-year-old daughter just doesn't seem to understand what a mobile phone is for. She is on her fourth at the moment. The first two disappeared (I strongly suspect both are some­where amongst the debris in her bedroom) and the third one only lasted a week because it was a "brick". Her father... Sign in to see full entry.

Wittered by Witty_Woman at 3:34 PM (+ 8 hours)    Comments (1)     (link)


Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Fading Out and Fading In ...

Coping with hormones that are disappearing at a rate of knots is not an easy task. Coping with disappearing hormones whilst living with an adolescent daughter whose hormones are just starting to appear is ten times worse. Said daughter has been off school since yesterday because she has a cold and... Sign in to see full entry.

Wittered by Witty_Woman at 4:56 AM (+ 8 hours)    Comments (3)     (link)


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