Witty Woman's Witterings

Thursday, September 30, 2004

How to Get BIGGER BOOBS (via Your Ears)

Apparently, some Japanese guy has invented a ring tone for your mobile phone (called Rockmelon - haha) that brainwashes your boobs into growing all by themselves. One woman grew hers an inch in a week, which may not sound very much until you think of it in terms of a month, or even a year. Now, as... Sign in to see full entry.

Wittered by Witty_Woman at 4:25 AM (+ 8 hours)    Comments (14)     (link)


Wednesday, September 29, 2004

My Hair-Raising Experiences

I've just been looking through a few of Editormum's Blogseeds and I came across the ones for 11th September, namely "hair, flute, towel". I have to admit that "hair" brought back a few memories. When I was in my teens my hair was growing very nicely and had reached a spot roughly at the bottom of my... Sign in to see full entry.

Wittered by Witty_Woman at 5:28 PM (+ 8 hours)    Comments (3)     (link)


Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Does Your Dog Have Balls?

I almost started a new blog in 'Opinion' for this, but decided not to because I have enough already. So, forgive a 'non-witty' post appearing in the Humour section, although in many ways it's the right place for it, because if you don't laugh at what I'm about to say, you will cry. I have just... Sign in to see full entry.

Wittered by Witty_Woman at 4:48 PM (+ 8 hours)    Comments (8)     (link)


Hollee Threatened to Kill Me Yesterday

You may doubt the validity of the statement in the title, but if you go to the comments section on my previous post (scroll right down to the bottom), you will see that I speak the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Are you smelling a rat? Does the title look like one of those done on... Sign in to see full entry.

Wittered by Witty_Woman at 2:42 PM (+ 8 hours)    Comments (2)     (link)


Monday, September 27, 2004

MASTURBATION ... or Words to that Effect

There has been quite a bit of discussion around the place recently concerning a certain 'solo activity', so I thought I would climb on the bandwagon. Here, therefore, are some rather apt anagrams for the word MASTURBATION: It's 'nob trauma' Maria's button A moan - it burst! Rub Anatomist Rub at... Sign in to see full entry.

Wittered by Witty_Woman at 5:46 PM (+ 8 hours)    Comments (11)     (link)


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