"WILLY'S OFF-BEAT SIDE"

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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

"ALL I WANTED WAS A SUN TAN"!

So I came up with another one of my famous "great ideas"! I decided to see if I could still be a hot chick magnet even at my age! I bet there is a six pack there if you look deep enough. So, I called the tanning parlor and they talked me into one of those new mystic spray on tans which cost a... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

"LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT"!

Love at first sight is very real!!! Yes, I have married or lived with many many many women (hundreds even) that I fell in love with the very first second our eyes met. I remember one time I was exploring the bottom of the Grand Canyon one summer. There is so much beauty there just looking around at... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

"WILL SOMEONE MARRY MY SISTER..PLEASE?!"

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE MARRY MY SISTER? I need help planning my sister wedding. Lets see..... I called the priest and set up the reservation at Mt. Carmel Catholic Church..... I just printed up all the invitations. I hired a live band for the music. I am having the reception at my new house here in... Sign in to see full entry.

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