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Friday, October 9, 2009

LADIES... WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE AREA'S? LOL!

Ladies, what are your favorite areas? 1- Head No, not a man’s!!... and not that one, either. The fingertips caressing your temples and then the scalp very soft and gentle…. 2- Neck When you move your hair away from the side of your neck to softly caress, kiss, and lightly nibble. Also kissing the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

"THE DIVORCE RATE IS SCARING ME?"

i read recently that the divorce rate among couples in first time marriages is about 50%. The divorce rate among second time marriages is 60%. The divorce rate among third time marriages is 70%!! That alarms me to no end! Does that mean that we get worse at picking our soulmate as we grow older? Do... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 2, 2009

OH, HOW I LOVE THEE...

Even now... I'm thinking about you. I feel the strong urge to grab you and to squeeze you. I simply can't forget last night. You came to me - unexpectedly during the night. What happened in my bed leaves a sensation - even still as I write this. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

"THE ART OF HUMILIATION"!

Breaking up is hard to do. But a free new phone service called Slydial might make it easier to get through that and other awkward moments — without actually having to talk to anyone. We all know that Lisi has fallen in love with Sixtilio hard... she can hardly function these days due to the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

"WILLY'S PENIS PATCH"!

Hey its beach time and what better time to invest in a peter patch enlargement than summertime? Yes, that is one worry you can leave behind and go to the beach in the tiniest of speedos with the confidence that all real studs possess in abundance. No more feeling like women are looking at you in... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

"MY POTATO FARM"!

I would like to announce my newest venture into the wonderful world of capitalism. As we ALL know, I announced that I was Irish the other day. I have been thinking potatoes really are the only thing my people have ever been good at (except during the famine of course), so why fight City Hall? Why... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

"THE PERFECT MAN"!

I see comments on blogs from women describing their ideal man and I have to wonder where that man would be?? Aside from being smart (or at least can imitate human intelligence), athletic (does not include watching NFL games), funny (or at least can memorize a joke), well mannered ( refrains from... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

"WANT THE PERFECT BUTT?"!

We have discussed fake breasts and fake penises at length (oops! ) recently but we left out the BUM!! I developed the first and only scientifically proven math equation for THE perfect bottom!! The equation is as follows: (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V. This is the formula for the perfect behind. This is based... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

"THE PERFECT STORM"

Its been said that all dating roads eventually lead to the Internet. LOL We have all heard enough e-date horror stories to know that online dating can easily become the perfect storm.... I have seen and heard it all.... from meeting a lady who made swear words sound like music (she could make a... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 4, 2009

"I LOVE UNNATURAL WOMEN"!

I have always enjoyed being with more unnatural women. In fact the more unnatural the better as far as I am concerned. The more make-up, the thicker the eyeliner, the darker the mascara, the more face cover, the more lipstick, the more blush, the more hair extensions, well in short just the more the... Sign in to see full entry.

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