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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

History Class, Cerca 1971...lol

As we all remember sitting in history class with Father Hess could be boring, hilarious and downright scary all at the same time. For some reason in the 11:00 class we were able to sit in non alphabetical assigned seats. Mark Pival was in front of me and Mark Marino behind me and behind him sat a... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Cerca 1971, Latin class

AT my last reunion I was asked to remember a couple of stories from yesteryear of my days in high school. I attended a private all boys Catholic School where 92% of the graduates went on to higher education. We were taught by priests and they were very strict. If we got too far out of line we could... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

MEN ARE GROSS... HERE IS WHY!

The next time your man wants to hold hands, think twice about that. There is a good chance he didn't washed his hands after using the restroom. Although 92 percent of American adults say they always wash their hands after using public restrooms, the reality is that just 77 percent actually do so,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 2, 2009

25 MORE GREAT PLACES TO HAVE SEX! LOL

1) On a pier at the beach with the waves crashing under you (Or you crashing over them!!) 2) In the middle of a basketball court under the stars. (watch out for 3 seconds in the key) 3) In the pool on a floatie. (make your own waves) 4) In a convertible. (put sunscreen on the back first….) 5) In a... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

25 MORE PLACES TO HAVE SEX!

1) On a pier at the beach with the waves crashing under you (Or you crashing over them!!) 2) In the middle of a basketball court under the stars. (watch out for 3 seconds in the key) 3) In the pool on a floatie. (make your own waves) 4) In a convertible. (put sunscreen on the back first….) 5) In a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 19, 2009

I WANT TO GO OUT ON TOP! LOL!

I have been sitting around for the last several years waiting for Miss Right to knock on my door on a Friday night at around 9:00 PM and for her to propose to me but that has not happened yet....mmmm My son is now 20 and rarely if ever home anymore and so I cannot use that as an excuse as to the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER! LOL

Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth.;; The world is your urinal. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 12, 2009

MY RIGHT TO BE WRONG! LOL...

I don't want to be Right anymore. Nobody fights to be wrong, so I will be probably win this fight by default!! The only time people will say easily they are wrong is when they are trying to right a wrong! To be wrong is a little lonely no doubt because all the rest of mankind wants to always be... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

HOW TO WRITE AND EFFECTIVE BLOG!

How to write an effective blog. I have been writing blogs on an international level since 2005. I am involved in several different blogging communities and have had over 400,000 readers which averages to almost 100,000 per year. Over that time I have also received some 10,000 comments all of which I... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

I AM A CHOCOHOLIC"! LOL

I know this is not a MANLY thing to admit to but… I am becoming a “CHOCOHOLIC”! Or maybe I was a past chocoholic and did not know it until these last few weeks….mmmm I thought only women craved this deadly delectable dark dessert! I will not hide this anymore! LOL When I cannot sleep, get nervous,... Sign in to see full entry.

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