NO ONE HERE BUT US SKINNY CHICKS!!!!!

Talk about six degrees of separation! This is closer than that. Whew! OK - Here's the threads: Wakthat --------- roomie -------------- Sandra Bullock (I LOVE her!) Wakthat went shopping and bought a hat which is like the hat that roomie saw Sandra Bullock wear from her front row seat at the Jay Leno... Sign in to see full entry.

staler shit resting at the bottom of the heap. Blah, blah, blah. Sometimes you bloggers who have made the front page bore the hell out of me. It's always the same old misery - dead parent, disease, crackpot spouse, or some recycled sounding romantic poem that scored you some internet sex once so you... Sign in to see full entry.

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One of my roommates is visiting a friend in L.A. and got tickets to the Jay Leno taping this afternoon. The dude who owns the restaurant where her friend works has a cousin who is a publicist for…maybe Jay Leno, (not sure) and hooked them up. They were seated right in the middle of the front row!... Sign in to see full entry.

OUT FROM UNDER THE SOFA CUSHIONS AND LISTEN TO ME!!!! The fat girl came blubbering to me the other night. I was home alone and enjoying a couple of cold ones, listening to music when it got late and I fell asleep on the sofa. Still sitting up when the alcohol sandman worked his special brand of... Sign in to see full entry.

I feel so disappointed that I haven't been able to steal any time away to write about how busy I am. Even though there have been many, many, post-worthy moments with the vexing namesake of my blog, I have had much more productive outlets for channeling the heaps of wrath and frustration my porcine... Sign in to see full entry.

A good friend of my, who’s loquaciousness sometimes has me covering my ears with my mitts, has this certain thing she does when she disapproves of someone or something I’m talking about. It’s a little purse of the lips, a raise of the eyebrow, and a “hmmpth” that seems to come out of her nose. This,... Sign in to see full entry.

TMZ this week is featuring a pic of Paris Hilton in full repose, Blackberry in hand, knees in stirrup position, working on an all-over "Crotchertone tan". While I’m generally disgusted by the celeb-u-brats like LiLo and Brit flashing their bits to the paps, I fully understand Paris’ posture while... Sign in to see full entry.

The girls are taking over this house! Once the Slob the male roommate leaves, taking the Blob his girlfriend with him, we'll be a household of all wicked hot chicks who rock!!!! The house we're renting has gradually morphed from an all-male testosterone filled cesspool to a badass cupcake domicile... Sign in to see full entry.

I can't help being a matchmaker. My mind's always clicking snapshots of potential couples from the collection of people who I know - one from column A and one from column B. I'm running into more trouble lately than usual, though. There's so much diversity in my circle and not everyone is as open as... Sign in to see full entry.