NO ONE HERE BUT US SKINNY CHICKS!!!!!

I’ve got the fat girl to deal with and she’s no day at the beach. So, she has a doctor’s appointment and says she needs to take a urine specimen in with her. Where are the party cups, she asks. There were none left, says Wak. Since there are no disposable cups left to take a piss in, Fat Girl starts... Sign in to see full entry.

What does it take for a man to have power over women? He must be nice No, more than nice He must be excellent He knows deceit He runs with lies He tries to have everything Because so many will settle for nothing Has someone ever had power over you? Sign in to see full entry.

So the fat girl say - Fat boy, come over here and feel your baby kickin'. And the fat boy do what she say. Fat boy, do you feel your baby kickin'? No, say the fat boy. Not truly. And wakthat say - That baby is just barely an itty-bitty fetus You can't feel that kickin' It's still all head. Sign in to see full entry.

No? That's what I thought! All I'm saying is - there's some freaks around here, for sure! Sign in to see full entry.

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I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYBODY CRACKING ON MY POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS - COMPRENDE? Cuz I don't mean anything by this: THIS GIRL HAS TO BE FUCKING RETARDED. There is a dog involved. A puppy who is not housebroken and who stays locked up in the bedroom with the fat girl while she's sleeping all day and... Sign in to see full entry.

The smokin' hot fat girl in my house had her first prenatal check-up and her chronic habit showed up in her pee test - DUH! So they tag her as 'drug dependent' which pisses her off and she allows as how she has to take a couple hits at night to go to sleep. Now the Princess of Piñata with the pea in... Sign in to see full entry.

This month has just flown! The fat girl and her beau are supposed to move out before August 1 and the day is fast approaching so the corpulent couple have been doing some house hunting. They were having some problems finding a place in their price-range that meets the portly standards of the... Sign in to see full entry.

on me please? Then I can get back to writing about the fat girl. Sign in to see full entry.

on a design blog I read everyday. Apartmenttherapy.com is a design blog and there is a feature where readers can ask design related questions that are open for commenting. It's very helpful and always filled with great ideas. This particular post just felt whacked to all us bibliophiles! Sign in to see full entry.