NO ONE HERE BUT US SKINNY CHICKS!!!!!

I cancelled my subscription to Blogit when I was all out of angst over the fat girl in my house. Lo, I come back snooping around and catch a wiff of a good row - so I re-upped to catch up. I love good gossip. When I'm feeling bored, all you feudin', coniving, adulterating, drunken, sexual dynamos... Sign in to see full entry.

I don't do country music so I don't know too much about her, but when she chastises that concert goer/Tim McGraw groupie for grabbing her hubby's balls - and demonstrates - and says "balls", she just cracks me up! Sign in to see full entry.

Besides the fact that they left a residue of a life lived foul in the black hole they converted from a bedroom - food on the walls, filth on the carpet - and the flotsom and jetsam of the troll shipwreck isn't entirely gone, the eerie, evil twosome have split the scene and I couldn't be happier with... Sign in to see full entry.

The moving out started yesterday but not until the fat girl and her unborn child and it’s daddy relaxed in their bedroom with some recreational cigarettes. I still can not believe their irresponsibility and I was storming mad when I smelled smoke coming through the air conditioning. BIG NUMBER 1 -... Sign in to see full entry.

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Well, a blogger does not pay my bills either. (That would be Marvin, the randy Jew that runs the deli where I buy my stuffed kishka - but that’s neither here nor there.) Basically, I’m saying that I don’t give two drops of monkey piss about what somebody in Blogitville thinks. Their opinions of me... Sign in to see full entry.

But I can not promise the thing with the midgets will work out. I offer my humblest apologies for my selfishness and only hope that when you have time to watch the donkey tape think about it, you will have to agree that I have always been open to your every whim and only wish to ensure your... Sign in to see full entry.

Yay! All I can say is hot damn! The trolls are on their way O*U*T out!!!! They'll be moving this weekend. The fat girl will finally be out of my house! I was starting to worry. The blob and the slob didn't seem to be making any headway in their search for their own digs, but housie just got word at... Sign in to see full entry.

Blogger 1: They say that Wak’s a bad mutha fu…. Blogger 2: SHUT THAT MOUTH Blogger 1: I’m talkin’ ‘bout Wak! Blogger 2: Then we can dig it Sign in to see full entry.

There are men who spread their filthy seed to many women And they never smile because they know their deceit And their women are useless because they are the truly feeble-minded ones And they lead useless lives of sanctimony Hand in hand Sign in to see full entry.