NO ONE HERE BUT US SKINNY CHICKS!!!!!

I have a squeaky eyeball! Everytime I blink my left eye makes a sound. It's freaking me out and it needs to stop. It sounds like lips smacking. Sign in to see full entry.

Arghhhh! I was all amped up to blog non-stop, like for 72 hours or something, but I had to go to the library, then go to the bank, then go to the post office, then go to the UPS store. Then I got hungry and had to eat. Then I got sad and had to shop. Then I got sleepy and had to go get a pedicure. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Here I am in my favorite jeans. Well, it's not really me but it looks kind of like me - a little bit. But the jeans are a little lighter than my REAL favorite jeans but they look sorta like this........ Thank you and have a nice evening. Love, SkinnyB *I'm planning a blogging marathon with lots of... Sign in to see full entry.

We are three chicks with four cats living in a five bedroom house and it is so girly and so pussified around here! The smallest bedroom, which has a large closet, has been redone as a huge walk-in closet/ dressing room. Four rolling racks are hung with our tops, skirts, and dresses grouped according... Sign in to see full entry.

There is no sleeping in in this house anymore. When the new housie moved in with 2 cats, Fatty and Leonard, my other housie and I decided we could use our own cats. A lady who we work with is a bona-fide cat lady with 30-some cats living with her. All of them her "babies" and all of them orange. We... Sign in to see full entry.

One skinny bitch. Favorite jeans - AG's, Diesel, Lucky Brand - XXLongs. Trademark stylings - smile and a hat. Piercings - ear cartilage. Favorite tattoo - elephants copied from Flea of Red Hot Chili Peppers, his is around his bicep, mine is not. Curves - all natural. Scene - artists, musicians,... Sign in to see full entry.

Now I'm pissed! I'm not putting up with the insults of Rockhead, Off-Kilter, and Sun-of-Sam without striking back! Who do they think they are I am? Those three ladies do-gooders malevolent mastersatarms are nothing but crack smokers pot stirrers violent repeat offenders control FREAKS who sought to... Sign in to see full entry.

has forced me to admit my true identity. Yes, I came back to make fun kill some time and due to an error in judgment and some major character flaws I made a foolhardy attempt at humor which admittedly could have bruised the coddled feelings of some of the less secure of the Blogit ranks. The... Sign in to see full entry.

I emailed two bloggers to calmly explain that I am not who they think I am. These two gentle souls sent me back the following responses - I have copied and pasted: FUCK OFF YOU LOW LIFE BITCH! and And neither do you...You are an idiot and don't ever email me again you sorry piece of shit. I think... Sign in to see full entry.

Yep. There was no roly-poly ambling through my home. No beau with fetid breath taking lumps from his baby momma when he didn’t fry up some vittles quick enough or when he bogarted the fatty. All lies – I was just trying to grab attention and make friends. I’M THE FAT ONE! So don’t be fooled by my... Sign in to see full entry.