Dry Humor or Real Life Comedy?

A guy was having some difficulty finding a girlfriend because his penis was too long. 25 inches long to be exact. Tired of being lonely, he decides to go to see the local witch doctor to see if she could shrink his penis down to a respectable size. The witch doctor tells him "Der is noting I can do... Sign in to see full entry.

As per the request of MAXINEG, I am posting more jokes. God be with you all. WARNING: May contain highly offensive material! If ya can't take a joke, or are easily offended DO NOT PROCEED! Karen walks into a pet store looking for an animal companion. The counter person asks if she needs help and she... Sign in to see full entry.

I have a terrible habit. I find it absolutely hysterical when a person, including myself, has a freak accident. I went out with my girlfriend Kate one day. We were walking through the mall and you know those little perfume counters where they spray the hell out of you? Well as we passed by, the nut... Sign in to see full entry.