Monday, August 11, 2003
Mr. Cat and the Puppies 06
Mr. Cat goes Political. Mr. Cat and the Puppies has gone political and current events, apologies to fans who thought it was fine, but the author has found it a little stale, much like the critics butts. The puppies frolicked and played below the mantle, tearing up a human belonging. Mr. Cat smiled...
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Saturday, July 26, 2003
Mr. Cat and the Puppies 05
The browner puppy looks at the blacker puppy for a moment. The blacker puppy is busy scratching behind an ear with a rear paw. The browner puppy looks up and asks, “What’s a government? Mr. Cat.” “A silly human idea,” replies Mr. Cat, “the humans pay other humans money they could use to buy us food...
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Tuesday, July 15, 2003
Mr. Cat and the Puppies 0004
Mr. Cat breaks down in sobs, and starts to cough up hairballs of disgust. Mr. Cat reviews his recent actions to find out why the gods of Catdom are punishing him with puppies. Has he been negligent in his duties? Mr. Cat has always lived his life as an example to other cats. He hasn’t sinned in his...
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Wednesday, July 9, 2003
Mr. Cat and the Puppies. 003
The crashing joy and laughter of the puppies return to the living room. The puppies excited line up below Mr. Cat. Tails wagging, jaws dropping in glee, they look up at Mr. Cat. Mr. Cat surprised that they are still allowed in his house, silly humans have no class or taste or class, looks down from...
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Sunday, July 6, 2003
Mr. Cat and the Puppies. 002
The puppies abandon the vase and rush to the fireplace. They look up at Mr. Cat with their big brown eyes. “Yes, Mr. Cat.” “Oh Yes, Mr. Cat” “I smelled the inside of the vase, Mr. Cat,” says the browner puppy, “It was wet, Mr. Cat.” “I smelled his butt, while he smelled the vase, Mr. Cat,” says the...
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Friday, July 4, 2003
Mr. Cat and the New Puppies, 001
I didn’t know it was spam to put two things in the same area so from time to time I will put directions here to other things I have written seriously, bu that I think are also funny. For this blog I will put something humorous that will appear nowhere else, just a funny. Mr. Cat is sitting on the...
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Oooophs, Sorry about that.
Sorry for the spam, I put copies of some things I wrote for other sections here because I thought they were funny, and I didn’t want the humor section to miss out. I have deleted them and apologize. The idea for a British Independence Day can be found under Uncle Dan’s Opinion Page, in opinions, and...
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