The Darwin Diaries

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Monday, March 31, 2008

My dog, Darwin.

So I'm googling videos and pics of the all mighty and powerful Great Pyrenees. Found some interesting clips on you tube, lol "The great pyrenees has small, almond shaped eyes brimming with intelligence, and always comtemplative' Ummm... yeah.. Have you met Darwin? The only thing he contemplates is... Sign in to see full entry.

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A list for Frank

Yes Frank. I'm writing out a list of suitable foods for you as you seem to have a hard time distinguishing what is good for you and what isn't. Good for Frank food: Cheese: helps keep the 'spread' of in house poo to a minimum. Kibble: specially formulated for your growing needs. Salad: The olive oil... Sign in to see full entry.

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Dammit Frank!

*phone rings* Me: Hello? Groomer: Hi Mrs. ****, we were wondering if you could come get Frank now... Please?? Me: Oh! He's done already? Groomer: Not exactly Mrs. ****. We've had to wash him THREE times. He keeps, well... Pooing on himself. The last time the girl tried getting him in the tub, He... Sign in to see full entry.

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A day in the life of owning Darwin.

Yep. Up at the ass crack of dawn. You may be saying to your self, 'Self... WHY is she up at the ass crack of dawn?' Well, It has to do with Frankie Four Foot, AKA Sammy Slipper or more recently, Mud Muffin. It seems our favorite NON white dog has found the marsh. He has also discovered that it's... Sign in to see full entry.

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The road to hell is paved with good intentions...

The Chateaubriand is being served tomorrow as K* the shit was still sick. Hubby wanted my chili so off I go to the store to arm myself with the necessary ingredients and get ready for the ass brigade. While at the store I find a beautiful bottle of aged vinegar and I get so excited that I text hubby... Sign in to see full entry.

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Seriously Frank.

I truly am impressed with your latest trick. I think it's HYSTERICAL that you wake me up at 5 am and let daddy sleep. Even more impressive is when I get up to let you out and you bark to let me (and the entire neighborhood) know if the wind has shifted or a rain drop has fallen. We're especially... Sign in to see full entry.

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A 'character' list...

I started the original Darwin Diaries a LONG time ago. It chronicles my life in VA with my 'husband', two dogs, friends and family. You will find I'm fond of using the first letter of someone's name followed by an asterisk. The people I write about from time to time are real people, so to give you a... Sign in to see full entry.

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