The Darwin Diaries: Wanted: Personal Assistant. Must Clean and Translate Husband 'Speak'!

By ubrut4 - About Me - E-mail this page - Add to My Favorites - Add to Blog List - See other blogs in Humor

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Wanted: Personal Assistant. Must Clean and Translate Husband 'Speak'!

Up at the ass crack of dawn. AGAIN. Why my body insists on getting up at 5 am. is beyond me. Why it insists on dusting, doing laundry, and washing floors is even more of a mystery. I need a shrink to help me overcome my OCD. Of course that will have to wait until I'm done scrubbing the bathrooms and... Sign in to see full entry.

Previous: My superbowl 'Victory' - New Entries - Next: The Great Tuna Fish Sandwich Debacle of '87

Headlines (What is this?)