Sunday, May 9, 2004
THIS IS THE BEST MOTHER'S DAY EVER!
No, I didn't receive a day at the spa. I rubbed away the eye-boogers and smeared on some Noxema, thank you very much. No, I did not receive a diamond-encrusted pendant or a brunch or fancy meal at an expensive restaurant (not unless I pay, of course). I was offered a breakfast of toast and jam in...
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Friday, May 7, 2004
I AM SO UNLADYLIKE...
Don't get me wrong, I like being a lady-- but some of the things that we have to do to go out into the world can get to be so annoying. I mean, there are some things I like. I am looking forward to all of the light and flowery skirts and dresses I get to wear this summer. I am looking forward to the...
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Saturday, May 1, 2004
SHE MADE ME DO IT!!!
I can't believe it. I am still in shock. Lo and behold, my younger brother got married this week. It's a total surprise to me. It's a total surprise to my family. No invitations were sent out, no wedding plans made. Not even a bun in the oven. When my brother called me up, I immediately questioned...
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Tuesday, April 27, 2004
DIDYA HEAR? BOY GETS SUSPENDED FOR BRINGING COOKIE TO CLASS
I was listening to the radio this morning, when I heard a story about a 6th grade boy in New Jersey who is scheduled to go to a hearing May 13, after brandishing his weapon of choice at his teacher-- a "Nutter Butter" peanut butter cookie. As it turns out, the boy's social studies teacher had...
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Saturday, April 24, 2004
AM I CRAZY OR DOES EVERY CLICK COUNT?
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. With the exception of DO YOU HAIKU?, I have not been blogging for umpteen days... okay, I'm exaggerating.... give or take a week. A few days, but anyway, I digress. I came across some information that led me down the rabbit hole along this information super...
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Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Who Cares What You Think?
The fact is-- that I am beginning to realize that Blogit is helping me and everyone who spends time on the network to develop their own unique voice. We have been given the chance to write to a responsive audience at our every whim and fancy. In the usual circumstances, whether at school or work or...
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Monday, April 12, 2004
EVERYBODY WANTS YOUR BODY...
Okay, I came across the weirdest story--- something right out of "Invasion Of The Body Snatchers". A few weeks ago there was a story in People about a scandal at the University of California-Los Angeles Medical Center. A host of celebrities and other prominent figures in and around L.A. were stunned...
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Sunday, April 11, 2004
And Tigger Too? Touchy-Feely Tigger in the Magic Kingdom
Over a hundred people who visited Walt Disney World are coming out of the wood work, now alleging that a Walt Disney World employee in a Tigger costume touched them inappropriately. This comes after the man was arrested this month on charges of groping a 13-year-old girl. I am having nightmares now,...
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Friday, April 9, 2004
TODAY YOU ARE ONE STEP CLOSER
It will happen to you, it will happen to me, it will happen to all of us. We will one day become our parents. I am terrified, simply terrified that I am turning into my mother. As much as I try to fight it, it is what I am destined to one day become. As a little girl, I thought that my mother was...
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Tuesday, April 6, 2004
Thanks to you, I am GREEN With Envy
Of all the dumb luck! Like she REALLY needs the money! Jennifer Lopez's mom Guadalupe Lopez just won 2.4 million dollars playing the slots in Atlantic City. She was on the Wheel of Fortune $1slot at the Borgata Hotel Casino and Spa when she won the green. I don't have that kind of luck. I am usually...
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