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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Hi neighbors;  It's one of those lonely nights, after 2 a.m. here in Providence, RI and I just want to share this.

10 Things to be Happy About (For Older Women)

1. I woke up this morning, AMEN.

2. I’m past the age where I have to give a damn what people think of me.

3. I can blame senility for any of my personal screw-ups.

4. If bill collectors call about over-due bills I can blame CRS (Can’t Remember S--t)

5. God and my family love me even though I can be a pain in the butt sometimes.

6. Solitude whenever I damn well please.

7. I still recognize the old bitch in the mirror.

8. At this age I can tell Fear to kiss my butt.

9. Most days I can kick Arthritis’ butt with a good meal with friends or family, or a good laugh.

10. I woke up this morning, AMEN.

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