I got it back! I got it back!
I had forgotten how to be #1 and not be read by anyone, and I just remember it! (Remembered the address to send the $20 bill to, that is!). The $3,000 offer is back on.
(I think I hit #1 because all the best bloggers are busy having a micturation contest. So be it. The weak shall inherit the Blog!) Come on, post some more good fiction! I'm not afraid of long sentences or $5.00 words (obviously!). Bring the fiction on!!
