Because I Said So

I seriously, SERIOUSLY love this show. I have a confession: I Love Geeks. LOVE. THEM. I was NOT the girl in junior high or high school drooling over the jocks and pretty boys that the other girls were hunting down and roping in. Nope, not me. I wouldn't even consider dating those boys. (I partied... Sign in to see full entry.

Remember when it used to be so easy to get ready to somewhere? You'd climb in the shower, wash the necessary body parts, shave the limbs if you have time, climb out, dry off, get dressed, put on deoderant, do the hair, put on the make up, go. One hour, tops. Right? RIGHT? Yeah... not so much. After... Sign in to see full entry.

may not always be the best course of action, but it is what it is. I blame most of it on my astrological sign... but there are other factors, I'm sure. I think it may be my Karmic Destiny because I appear to have FAR more publically embarrassing moments than the average person. I'm thinking that in... Sign in to see full entry.

Once upon a time, doctors (men) determined that PMS was a fictitious ailment, invented by women who apparently needed a reason to complain and be anywhere from mildly crabby to Bitch OnWheels several days a month. (Keep in mind these were the same Brilliant Minds who also determined that the female... Sign in to see full entry.

Call me behind the times but this is an expression that I only recently became acquainted, and by recently I mean within the past year. I don't know if that's when it was actually inVENted or if I just don't keep up much, but I found it kind of amusing. I was watching a tv show called "The Secret... Sign in to see full entry.

*Author's note: this is going to be one of those random blogs that in the end, don't amount to a hill of beans. So if you're hoping for answers to the meaning of life, it's not happening in the next few paragraphs. I apologize in before. I live for spam. Seriously. The subject title alone is enough... Sign in to see full entry.

I am not a fan of watching movies. I generally get so bored about halfway through that I just want it to END already. Consequently, I'd rather sit through a DVD at home than go to the theater, much to the chagrin of my husband, who will sit and watch literally ANYTHING. At least at HOME, I can... Sign in to see full entry.

For two years I worked as a nanny for an infant (who turned into a toddler), a toddler (who turned into a 3 year old girl whose favorite expression was "I don't want it," and a severely autistic child. The 3 year old, Venice, had a tendency to win every discussion because she simply couldn't be... Sign in to see full entry.

When my kids were little, they were constantly beating the drum for a new pet. We had cats, dogs, birds, fish, even a freaking duck (most of which still live with me, while the kids do not), but I drew the line at rodents. Rodents freak me out. Their sharp little teeth, their sharp little claws,... Sign in to see full entry.