THE HEALING POWER OF LAUGHTER

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Thursday, May 25, 2006

TO PRAY OR NOT TO PRAY?

A teacher being interviewed for a teaching position gave the following response to an administrator's counsel: Let me see if I've got this right... You want me to go into that room with all those kids, and fill their every waking moment with a love for learning, and I'm supposed to instill a sense... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

King of The Mountain -- Doggy Style

Reagan, our black cocker spaniel, has a favorite chair that he uses as his bed at night, and during the day when we are away from home. The other morning, my wife found Reagan sleeping not in his favorite chair but in our lazy boy chair. Now at night when we are sitting and watching TV, he seeks up... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 8, 2006

As He Gets Into His Large SUV

This Senate Candidate says, "Vote for me!" He has just spent nearly a minute talking about high gas prices, the oil companies greed, the need of change in Washington etc, and then and I had a big laugh over this one, he gets in his SUV closes the door, rolls down the window, and says, "I approve... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 2, 2006

WHAT IS YOUR HURRY?

A State Trooper caught a driver doing nearly 100 mph on an interstate. When he approached the car, he said to the speeding motorist, if you can give me an excuse I have never heard before, I will let you go. Sir, the motorist said, a few years ago a State trooper had an affair with my wife and stole... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 1, 2006

Hey Bloggers! Aren't You Glad

that a lot of immigrants don't work for Blogit. If so, and they participated in today's boycott -- you would not be reading this post, and I would not be commenting on your post. Blogit would be off the air temporarily due to not being able to find the servers! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

This Is No Laughing Matter -- Here Is A Blank Check

The present finanical crisis of our school has reminded me of a time over 30 years ago when we were in a building program at our church, and needed money desperately to complete the work. We were trying to do it debt free. A fairly wealthy man came to me and said Pastor, here is a blank check -- try... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

An Atheist Learns A Lesson From A 70 Year Old Woman

Every morning a 70 year old woman would walk out to her porch and give thanks to the Lord for His blessings upon her life. A newly moved in neighbor who was an atheist overheard her, and went to her and told her there was no Lord. Never you mind, she said, there is, and I believe, and someday you... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Look Mom, Look Dad, American Rocks!

A man and his family recently visited the Grand Canyon on a spring vacation. While the family was admiring the great work of God in this wonder of nature, their small six year old girl had picked up some stones and gravel from the walkway they stood on. While others were simply speechless at the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 21, 2006

"Let's Make A Memory"

That is, if I can remember. My wife and I were watching a television program last evening, and they were promoted a series of children's books, entitled, "Let's Make A Memory." My wife said she would like to purchase the set of books. I asked her what the name of the books were, she said, and I... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Grandma, What Big Ears You Have?

Two grandchildren affectionately pull an April fools day joke on their beloved grandmother. She was not very in tune to technological devices, so the two grandkids punched the mute button on the Television remote, and hid themselves from her sight! When grandma turned the TV on and there was no... Sign in to see full entry.

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