Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Who Is Wiser Males or Females, Read This!
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer,...
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Tuesday, July 25, 2006
HeadButting Becoming A Fashion or Passion?
The French soccer superstar headbutts an Italian player and is ejected from the game, and probably cost France the World Cup -- A jockey jumps off his unruly race horse and headbutts his horse with his helmet on. Humorous, maybe, but at least in this day of tension and crisis it does provide a break...
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Saturday, July 22, 2006
A Bright Light Idea -- Can't Pay Your Energy Bills?
Put an outhouse on your property -- That is what a small town in Mass. did because they could not pay their electric bill and keep their traffic lights on. They decided to put an old outhouse on some property, and make it into a wishing well and told people they would not remove it till they...
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Thursday, July 20, 2006
These Potato Chips Are Better Than Sex
My wife brought home some new potato chips, at least they are to us. They are called Tomato and Basil Chips by Archer Farms. When I ate my first few chips, I said to my wife these chips taste great, they are better than sex. She just laughed and said, eat the whole bag!
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006
$5.00 Check Becomes...
$50,000.00 -- Yes, the miracle of the $ 5.00 check keeps multiplying.( Go to THE MIRACLE OF THE $5.OO CHECK CONTINUES... ) We have been informed that a lady who had written our Pre-School in her will passed away at the age of 95. Though it will take 3-6 months to settle her estate, the lawyers have...
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Monday, July 17, 2006
A Touch of Humor And Wisdom On The Battle Field
Cows, Tanks, and The Sea. Did you see the video this morning of a herd of cows walking by Israeli armour tanks at the edge of what probably was the Meditereanean Sea. What a picture! Humans are killing each other with rockets, bombs, and bullets -- cows, God's creation are calmly walking by unaware...
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A Smiling Face For Troubled Times
THE WALL THAT SPEAKS! For over fifty years, people have traveled To Jerusalem, To pray at the Wailing Wall. Though God may not always answer, He does carefully listen, While weighing each urgent call. To God, Our Creator and Sustainer, The Wailing Wall is a Wall That Speaks. Ever reminding Him and...
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Saturday, July 15, 2006
Finding Humor In Record Oil Prices?
Don't panic t here is always cow manure! According to CNN Headline News a group of research college students at Western Washington University have created an alternative fuel for your car call biomethane. Where does biomethane come from -- cow manure. One cow's daily gift of manure can be used to...
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Thursday, June 29, 2006
An Overheard Conversation
Said the 68 year old wife to the 70 year old husband -- where have you been all day, I have been trying to find you, I thought you were lost -- Said the 70 year old husband to the 68 year old wife, no I was not lost, I knew where I was at all times!
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006
MOTHER NATURE STILL HOLDS THE WINNING CARDS!
Remember those words from the Parkay Margarine commerical a few decades ago. "Butter, no Margarine, no butter, no Margarine -- Its Paraky -- It is not nice to fool Mother Nature." Al Gore's Global Warming Warnings, all the talk about Hurricanes, droughts in the mid-west, and now the mayor of Wash DC...
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