Thursday, September 28, 2006
New Bride To Mother After Honeymoon
Mama, Come get me, I want to come home! Marriage (Please excuse the rough language in the following story.) A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother,” so how was the honeymoon?" Oh, mama," she...
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Friday, September 15, 2006
SMILE: YOU ARE ON BLOGIT CAMERA
A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial trouble. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several Cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation Who would be...
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Thursday, September 14, 2006
Go Bulldog And Leave The Driving To Us!
Do you remember the Greyhoud Bus commercial, "Go Greyhound and leave the driving to us?" Well today, I stop by Hardees for a pork chop biscuit for breakfast, and when I came to the pick up window, what I saw in the parking lot made me laugh. A big bull dog was sitting in the drivers seat of a...
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Thursday, August 24, 2006
Pluto Is No Longer A Planet In Our Solar System
75 distinguished astronomers has declared that Pluto can no longer be called a Planet. That is not hard to understand -- Pluto has always been Mickey Mouse's dog -- We have all known it was not a planet! NASA, ESA and G. Bacon (STScI) After a tumultuous debate, astronomers stripped Pluto, depicted...
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006
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Saturday, August 12, 2006
Turn Your Computer Off--Read A Good Book!
24/7 Blogit may censure this post; however, I have fallen in love with reading again. The present crisis in the Middle East has challenged me to go beyond just online information, and go back to a most reliable source -- a book. I recall reading a short story back in my College days, or maybe my...
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Thursday, August 10, 2006
Weather Too Hot For You-UseYour Car As A Baking Oven!
That is what one lady in Arkansas does. When the temperature gets real hot outside (today in Music City USA it hit 98) she places chocolate chip cookies on a cooking sheet, and places it in her car, and comes back later, and enjoys some juicy car-baked cookies -- to each his own I guess, I prefer...
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Saw This Bumper Sticker On A Car
My boss is a Jewish Carpenter. In light of the war in the Middle East, terrorist at work here and everywhere, isn't it a shame that we crucified that Jewish Carpenter - What a different world we would be living in today if all of us had the Jewish Carpenter as our Boss -- it may seem funny to think...
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Friday, August 4, 2006
Can You Pass This Eighth Grade Test?
MC answered 5 of 8 questions correct. If you are interested, go to http://reference.aol.com/back-to-school and see if you could past the eighth grade, at least this test - it will be worth your time, and you may come away laughing, or crying or both!
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Thursday, August 3, 2006
Can I Get A Discount On My Automobile Insurance?
Smile, you are on blogit camera. A man ask the above question to his insurance agent. His insurance agent said, if you have a valid reason. The man said, "Well, my wife is pregnant, and she is driving more safely now than ever, don't you think that deserves a discount?" The insurance agent just...
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