Saturday, December 23, 2006
How Do You Spell Christmas Stress Relief?
Unscramble your favorite Christmas Carols - Actually you should discover the meaning of the sentences -- well you get the point, I hope -- Someone gave this to me, and I only got 5 of the ten! 1. Move Hither, The Entire Assemblage of Thos Who Are Loyal in Their Belief. 2. Listen, the Celestial...
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Friday, December 22, 2006
A SMALL CHILD'S CHRISTMAS SONG
Brings a smile to our faces! Happy Birthday Jesus! A small girl loudly sang out; It is not Santa Claus or shopping for gifts, But your birth that Christmas is all about. Happy Birthday Jesus! Such a small child I am; Yet, I will joyfully sing out your worth, Like floodwaters overflowing an earthen...
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Friday, December 15, 2006
HEAVEN'S HUMOROUS CHRISTMAS CARD
Temperature in MUSIC CITY USA heading toward 70 degrees, No cold, ice or snow anywhere close around -- Just Bright Sunshine - Heaven's touch of humor Shining like the Spirit of Christmas With her music, lights, and decorations scattered all around! Today is a Bright, Beautiful, Breaktaking Winter...
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Thursday, December 7, 2006
MERRY CHRISTMAS GREETING
You will not forget. This e-mail was sent by none other than my loving wife! Click on link or copy and paste and then click on each reindeer - Enjoy!!! http://joecarr.ca/xmas/graphics/icqxmas.swf
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Monday, December 4, 2006
Not A Charlie Brown Christmas, But Close
Escaping The Holiday Zoo!!! So many people to buy for, So much Christmas shopping to do; Be quick my feet to hurriedly pass through, This Wall Street anointed holiday zoo! Best Christmas bargains found only today, Ninety days same as hard, cold cash; Be wise my mind, thriftly buy and spend, Don't...
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Saturday, December 2, 2006
MC's Personal Comedy Christmas Play!
THREE WISE MEN AND A LAPTOP COMPUTER Wise Man # 1 - Let me read that e-mail again. The King of the Jews has been born in Jerusalem or somewhere nearby. I must e-mail my good friend, Wise Man # 2. Wise Man # 2 - Hey, honey, I just got an e-mail from my good friend Wise man # 1 -- He says that a baby...
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Thursday, November 30, 2006
My Wife Sends Me Some Of The Funniest E-Mails
Where she gets them, I don't know, but you like them so I share them with you! Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins.""What a coincidence!"...
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Monday, November 27, 2006
50% Humourous -- 50% Life Changing!
Reflections On An Empty Holiday Plate! As I sit at the Thanksgiving dinner table, staring at my empty holiday plate; My soul begins to reflect, On 2007's most uncertain slate. So much left undone, in this year of our Lord 2006; May make my coming year, less a joy, and more like a virus that makes...
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Friday, November 17, 2006
MC IS THROWING HIS HAT INTO THE RING
Yes, I am running for President in 2008. Why not, everyone else is. How about you? Seriously, after the disaster Bush has had since 9/11 one wonders why anyone would want to be President!
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Angry Mother To Complacent Father
Our son will not play football for this coach. The latest incident of Bob Knoght Go to Bob Knight, Not Such A Knight In Shining Armor! reminded me of the first day of my sons Middle School football practice. He was not quite 12 yet. I took him to practice that day, but my wife had to pick him up....
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