Friday, January 31, 2003
Croc in a Box
A man walks into a pub one day carrying a long, strong wooden box. He puts the box on the bar and orders a beer. As the barman serves him, he asks the man about the box. “Ah. In there is my pet. A crocodile.” “A crocodile?” shouts the barman, alarmed. “Get it out of my pub! Now!” “Now wait a... Sign in to see full entry.
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Thursday, January 30, 2003
The Wedding Night
The day befor the young man is due to be married, his father takes him to one side for a quiet word. "Son, I want to tell you about something I did on my wedding night that set our marriage on the right track from the start, and I suggest you do the same." "What did you do, Dad?" asked the young... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, January 29, 2003
A Shipwreck Survivor - Part 3 of a Trilogy
This is the fiinal part of the Survivor Trilogy (huge sighs of relief all round) in which we rejoin our hero as he makes good his escape on horseback. He rides and rides through the purple land for several hours until he reaches the shore, where he locates his little boat, and pushes out to sea once... Sign in to see full entry.
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Tuesday, January 28, 2003
A Shipwreck Survivor - Part 2 of a Trilogy
After several months in his purple dungeon, our hero is moved, under armed guard, to a new cell. This one is in the middle of a desert, built of thick stone walls, with no windows and no doors. They send him in through a small gap in the wall before sealing him in with more stone. There’s no... Sign in to see full entry.
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Monday, January 27, 2003
A Shipwreck Survivor - Part 1 of a Trilogy
Once, long ago, in a remote part of the High Seas, a ship went down and left a lone survivor on a raft, drifting. After days and days in the open ocean, little to eat or drink, in and out of consciousness, he finally comes round to a surprising sight. Everything is purple! He’s in purple seas. The... Sign in to see full entry.
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Sunday, January 26, 2003
McDonnell Douglas Questionnaire
This was put on the McDonnell Douglas Website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humour. The company, of course, does not have a sense of humour, and made the web department take it down immediately. Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect... Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, January 24, 2003
Two Race Horses in a Pub
...and they're discussing a recent, odd phenomena they've both experienced. "Last race I was in, right", said one, "I was about forth, going alright but way off the lead, when I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my side. No idea what it was, but it gave me this huge surge of energy, and I took off,... Sign in to see full entry.
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Thursday, January 23, 2003
Executive Golf
There's three exec types playing a round of golf when a mobile rings. But instead of pulling out a phone, the first golfer just talks into the palm of his hand; "Yep. Yep. OK, that's fine. Thanks for calling, Dave." After the call finishes, his two puzzled colleagues quizz him about the invisible... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, January 22, 2003
The Dyslexic Skiiers
One day, high in the Alps, two dyslexic skiiers are at the top of a ski slope, preparing for a run, when suddenly one clasps his head in his hands in exasperation. "Oh, no!" "What is it?" says the second skiier. "Oh, no, no, no, no, NO!!!" "WHAT??" asks his friend. "Well, y'know we're both quite new... Sign in to see full entry.
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