Thursday, March 6, 2003
The Little Polar Bear
One bright, sunny day, out on the ice cap, a polar bear cub scampers up to his Mum and asks, "Mum, am I really a polar bear?" "Of course you are, son", she says. "Now run off and play." A little while later he goes up to his older sister. "Sis, am I REALLY a polar bear?" "'Course you are. Now bugger... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, March 5, 2003
OK - How About the Not-Always-Daily Laugh?
A guy is driving along a country road when he sees a chicken up ahead. "Aha!" he thinks. "That'll do nicely for my dinner this evening." So he heads for the chicken with the aim of hitting it with his car and taking it home to cook. However, the chicken sees him coming and starts to run. Now, this... Sign in to see full entry.
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Tuesday, February 25, 2003
An Aptitude Test
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional" working for your organisation. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the... Sign in to see full entry.
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Sunday, February 16, 2003
The Pope & The Rabbi
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope... Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, February 14, 2003
Stranded in the Desert
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are driving across the desert when they break down. Realising they'll have to take a long walk to safety, they each decide to carry something for the mutual benefit of the group. The Englishman digs around in the car and comes out with the large water bottles.... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, February 5, 2003
Tom & Harry on a Bench
There were two old men, Tom & Harry, sitting on a park bench one summers afternoon. Both of them suffer from a touch of Alzheimer’s. Eventually, Tom notices there’s a row of shops nearby, and suggests going to get an ice cream for the two of them. Harry readily agrees, and gives his order to Tom.... Sign in to see full entry.
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Tuesday, February 4, 2003
Holy Parrots!
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. “They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he... Sign in to see full entry.
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Monday, February 3, 2003
Writing Advice - Especially for Opinionated Critic!
To Bloggers & Writers everywhere - the 34 rules of good writing. Enjoy! Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. Avoid cliché's like the plague. (They're old hat)... Sign in to see full entry.
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Sunday, February 2, 2003
A Giraffe on a Lead
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe on a lead. He orders five pints of lager for the giraffe, and a Coke for himself. As he sips his Coke, the giraffe proceeds to down the pints in rapid succession, barely pausing for breath. He then orders the same again, and the giraffe proceeds to down the next... Sign in to see full entry.
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Saturday, February 1, 2003
If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq by John Robbins
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq. If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq. So to hell with the inspections, Let's... Sign in to see full entry.
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