Tuesday, January 6, 2004
Three Philosophers in a Bar...
...Sophocles, Wittgenstien and DesCartes. The barman asks them each what they'd like to drink. Sophocles says, "I'll have a gin & tonic please. Ice and a slice. Thanks" Wittgenstien says, "Can I have a glass of red wine, please?" DesCartes says, "I don't think I'll have anything, thatnk you." And he... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Engineers Take the Fun Out of Christmas
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the... Sign in to see full entry.
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Tuesday, December 16, 2003
Biblical Wisdom From the Mouths of Babes
These statements were all written by children, and have been left completely untouched and uncorrected (if there is such a word!) They are all quite genuine. 1. In the first book if the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. 2. Adam & Eve were created from... Sign in to see full entry.
posted by DamonLeigh at 8:56 AM Comments (3) (link)
Tuesday, December 9, 2003
A Morality Test
This is a test of your morality. You have to scroll down rather slow to keep the test effective. If you answer truthfully you can test your own morals and humanity. There's only one question in this test but it's a crucial one. Here goes. You're in Florida.......to be more presice, in Miami...... Sign in to see full entry.
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Monday, December 8, 2003
Those Cheeky Google Folk!!
Go to Google. Type in "miserable failure" Click on 'I'm Feeling Lucky' BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Oh, okay. It's not that funny really. Just tragically true. Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, November 26, 2003
Titanic & Clinton Videos - Which One Would You Buy?
2 Videos for Sale. Which one would you buy, Titanic or the Clinton video? A comparison of two different, yet strangely similar stories... TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long TITANIC VIDEO: The story of... Sign in to see full entry.
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Saturday, November 22, 2003
Two For The Price of One!
If you're involved in any way in recruitment, or personal, here's a piece of free advice. NEVER hire a dwarf with learning difficulties. It's not big, and it's not clever. ------------------//---------------- Mr Blair was advised NOT to pray with Mr Bush during the president's visit to the UK. Mr... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, November 5, 2003
The Wide-Mouthed Frog Joke (With Supplementary Instructions)
The wide-mouthed frog was hopping through the jungle feeling very, very sad. Aaaaahhhhh. Because he had no friends at all. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Then he comes across an elephant. So he hops over to the elephant and says (Instructions - a finger in each corner of your mouth and pull your mouth wide as... Sign in to see full entry.
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Monday, October 6, 2003
Definitely!
A teacher says to her class, Now class, can anyone give me a sentence using the word 'definitely' correctly? Tommy - Yes miss! The sky is definitely blue. Well, is it, Tommy? What about on grey days, or at sunset, or at night? Hmmm? Billy - Me, miss! The tree is definitely green. Well, that's true... Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, August 8, 2003
Fancy Dress Chaos
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his... Sign in to see full entry.
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