Wednesday, December 15, 2004
When Quasimodo Died
After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, August 25, 2004
Creepy & Eerie
This is creepy! Think of a letter between A and W........ Repeat it out loud as you scroll down........ Keep going.......................... Don't stop............ Think of an animal that begins with that letter......... Repeat it out loud as you scroll down......... Think of either a man's/woman's... Sign in to see full entry.
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Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Got Any Bread?
So a duck waddles into a bar and says to the barman, "Got any bread?" "No we haven't, I'm afraid," says the barman. "We have beers, wines, spirits, and a selection of crisps and peanuts, but no bread." "Got any bread?" says the duck. "I've just told you, no we don't. Now do you want a drink or... Sign in to see full entry.
posted by DamonLeigh at 8:11 AM Comments (4) (link)
Monday, August 9, 2004
Bush - The Great Communicator II
Remember the days when Reagan was known as The Great Communicator? Just look at how far we've come! All direct quotes from the "Dear Leader" of the US of A. 'Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.' 'This case has had full analyzation and has... Sign in to see full entry.
posted by DamonLeigh at 2:42 AM Comments (4) (link)
Saturday, August 7, 2004
Make That a Double!
A young lady walks into a bar, alone. She walks up to the barman and says "A double entendre, please." So he gave her one.:-)) Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, July 2, 2004
"Sorry Our President is an Idiot"
Here's a true tale to make you chuckle. A small American manufacturer of backpacks and laptops hid a tiny message within the washing instructions. The instructions were in English and French but, in the French version, two extra sentances were added; "We're sorry our president is an idiot. We didn't... Sign in to see full entry.
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Monday, June 14, 2004
Reaganisms
Before we all get a bit to carried away over the death of St. Ronnie, here is a small collection of his more memorable quotes. "A few months ago I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions tell me that's true, but the facts and the evidence tell me... Sign in to see full entry.
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Monday, June 7, 2004
NEW CALIFORNIA DRIVING APPLICATION
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have realized that the California... Sign in to see full entry.
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Friday, May 14, 2004
Spoof Montoto!!!
Check out this ridiculous company!!! Is Montoto for real??? Or is it a spoof??? Please. Someone. Tell me it's a spoof. Isn't it? Sign in to see full entry.
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Thursday, May 13, 2004
Anyone Remember Rainbow?
Y'know, the one with Zippy, george, Bungle, and that incredibly annoying twat, Geoffrey? Well, here is an episode that will shock and amaze all ex-fans out there! And as for most of you who've never heard of it, it was a kids programme in the 70s, and this (I think) is a very funny spoof episode.... Sign in to see full entry.
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